This is a tips and advice guide for anyone new to Wattpad or a long time member! No offence to anyone or their stories. This is just a joke that may express my personal opinions but still may be useful to some people lol :) Even i may have some of these in my stories (i hope not) lol
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1. YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE ANY WRITING SKILLS WHAT SO EVER.
Throw in an interesting plot and there you go, you have done it! You dont have to use any grammar, indicate who is talking or even write at an educated level. For some, wattpad stories dumbs you down, others it makes you dumber than you already are. Writers please stop insulting us and give us proper English and readers stop saying its good when they clearly havent got more than a fail at GCSE. Of course some writers are reallly talented and when they 'i wanna be a writer' you say 'go for it!' Others you say 'shut the fuck up and get yourself a proper book'
2. EVERYONE MUST BE HOT/FIT ENOUGH TO BE A SEX GOD (fit- that's British for hot)
Every story I've read everyone is fitter than fit. Yes it's okay if they are fit but some people just take it too far. Love isn't about looks people, its not superficial!
'ohmgod he was the hottest guy ever. better than any top model! he had a six pack! hell no he had an eleven pack and the bluest blue eyes ever.
3. THE MAIN GUY MUST BE A HORRIBLE PERSON
Really girls? You want a guy like that to be the one for you? Someone who treats you like shit? Wow you need to get laid! Ever heard of a wife beater? It seems that on Wattpad people get turned on by domestic violence. There's nothing attractive about a guy that treats you like you're a piece of shit that he can just bully around and shag whenever he wants, but hey whatever floats your boat. I know, I know everyone likes a bad boy but even a bad boy has some decency in him!
4. NO MULTI CULTURAL PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED
Hardly any stories have any one that isn't white. There are so many different races of people in the world so why neglect them? They exist people! I'm not saying that people are racist but some people are very small minded. Others of course aren't and are open to characters from different backgrounds.
STOP TAKING THE PISS OUT OF ENGLISH/BRITISH SLANG IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF. WE DON'T INSULT YOU SO DON'T INSULT US. THANK YOU.
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More will be arriving soon :)
No offence to anyone if my comments seem offensive, i don't intend on offending anyone.
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Tips for New and Old Wattpadders
HumorA guide by yours truly to help out the new and the old. Not intended to offend- if you're a writer you shouldn't be anyway.
