"Hidan, what are you doing with all that glitter and those flowers?" Konan asked.
"Making you all presents." Hidan beamed, slurring his words, Kakazu face palmed. Konan sweat dropped, this had never happened on her watch, Kisame seemed to be loving it though.
"He's definitely drunk. Like the rest, except Itachi." Zetsu said. Kisame went over to Itachi and took the phone from him.
"Look, this is what they've been doing all morning." Kisame said, laughing slightly. Konan took the phone and watched the video Itachi had made. Zetsu and Kakazu watched with her to see if they had done anything stupid or reckless. About halfway through the video, something happened that would change their lives forever...and then it didn't. They thought Tobi was about to take off his mask, but Pain and Itachi stopped him.
"Why must they must the only..." Kakazu couldn't find the right word.
"'Hanging on the edge of your seat' type moment?" Konan suggested.
"That works." He nodded. They didn't want to watch the rest of the video, so they started a new one and later they would be glad they did. Tobi seemed to be itching to do something, so he turned the switch to a higher setting. Pain, obviously, loved that and started laugh loudly, making Sasori drop Deidara and Hidan to spill glitter all over the tiles.
"Oops..." Hidan sadly said.
"Oh god. This is going to be a long morning." Konan sighed, rubbing her temple.
"And Itachi, I thought I could trust you not to drink!" Konan really had believed that Itachi wouldn't drink, but here she was, being proven wrong...again.
"I didn't know Tobi even knew what alcohol is." Kakazu said slowly as to not arouse suspicion from the purple haired woman in front of him. Konan gave him a look, as though she thought he had something to do with all this, granted he did as did Kisame and Zetsu.
DONE!!😅
I didn't really want to wake up this morning...so I sat in bed and wrote this chapter.
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Why the Akatsuki members don't drink (Modern AU)
FanficThis is just a cringe story, so please no hate. Why is Tobi swearing?! Why is Pain having fun?! Why do Kisame, Zetsu and Kakazu all look guilty? Why is Hidan playing like a little girl?! Find out in 'Why the Akatsuki members don't drink' Disclaimer:...
