"Knock, knock."
". . ."
"Knoooock Knoooock. 5 seconds before I bust in."
". . ."
"5. . .4. . ."
"Argh. . ."
"3. . .2. . ."
The door slammed open, a very irritated Naruto Uzumaki standing before Shinji, who threw him a cheerful smile. "Why, good morning, my dear little brother!"
"Call me that again and I will skin you alive," Naruto threatened before slamming the door close. "Leave me the hell alone!"
"I believe you have repeated that many times, my dear little brother," Shinji sighed as he dramatically leaned onto the door. "Why have you not slain me and hung me up as you have sworn to me? Is it your deep love for your lovely big brother that is stopping you from doing so? Or-"
Shinji fell backwards as the door immediately swung open. Knowing what will come next, he did a quick backflip and landed next to Naruto's wardrobe just as a pillow was swung at the spot he was once in.
"Dear, talk about disrespect to your elder brother," Shinji sighed again, massaging is head. "Have father and mother not taught you well? Shall your amazing big brother educate you on respect? Shall I-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"
"And I oop."
"Don't 'And I oop' me, get out. NOW."
"Dear-"
"GET. OUT."
"Farewell, little brother of mine. I shall soon return, so fear not."
". . ."
". . .Bye."
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i would continue this but im lazy. This was supposed to be a high school Alternate Universe one shot.
