So the great Nine Tailed Fox Demon Kurama was just chilling behind his bars in dear Naru-chan's mindscape.
God knows how much time has passed since he was locked up in here.
It was boring as fuck.
When all of a sudden there was a small burst of smoke outside his cage.
Well, small to him at least.
Wait, is he- it, a him or she again?
Nevermind, let's just stick with 'he'.
'Ah....so my jailer has come to ask me for my chakra.....this will be the first step towards-'
"Wooooooooaaaaaaaaah."
Kurama blinked.
What?
"So biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!"
What the actual-
WHY IS THERE A BABY!?!
"It's toddler!!!!" Shimiko called out.
"What the heck?"
"Hi, Neko-chan," The toddler's eyes shone.
'So small...' Kurama squinted. "I'm not a cat."
"Then uh....."The toddler blinked. ".....unchi-chan?"
'Un...chi....? Poop...?' Kurama's eye twitched. 'Do I look like poop to you!?!!?'
"Eh wait no....it's Usagi," Naruto nodded.
'Rabbit....' Kurama's soul floated out of his body.
"Dad."
"Eh?"
"Dadd!!!!!!" Naruto's eyes sparkled.
"I'm not.....your dad," Kurama deadpanned. "Do I look like a human to you?"
"What's a human?" Naruto tilted his head.
"Nevermind," Kurama sweatdropped. "Anyways, I'm the mighty Kyuubi no Kitsune!" His nine tails swung behind him. "What have you come for, foolish mortal?"
Kurama cackled mentally. 'If he wants something....I'll make him rip off the seal....he's too stupid to know what's wrong and what's right....Then....I'll escape!'
"Dad."
'Eh.'
"DAAAAD!!!!!!"
"I'm not your dad!!!" Kurama roared as he grew a tick mark.
Naruto flinched. Tears welled up in his eyes.
'Oh hell no.'
The cute blonde started to wail.
'U-Uh, Uhhh-' Kurama panicked. 'Whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido?!?!?!'
"D-D-D-DaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fine, fine you can call me that now shut up!!!!"
Naruto lit up and grinned.
'What the heck.'
"Stupid," Kurama grumbled.
"I'm not stewpid!!! You stewpid!!!! Baka Baka Baka Bakaaaa!!!!!" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at the fox.
"Stupid, huh...." Kurama smirked. "YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE!!!!"
"No, YOU!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"YOU!!!!" Kurama screeched.
"YOU!!!!"
"YOU!!!"
"YOU!!!!"
"YOU!!!"
"YOU!!!!"
"YOU!!!"
"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed.
Kurama pouted. "I hate you."
"I love you."
Kurama blinkd and blushed, looking away. "Whatever..."
"Can you hug me?"
Kurama eyed the little adorable creature for a few seconds before sighing. "Come here."
Naruto waddled into the cage, staring up at the large fox as one of his tails curled up around him.
"Hehe," Naruto giggled. "So fuwwy."
Kurama smirked and stared at the ceiling.
This isn't so bad after all.
Meanwhile, in the real world.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS JIRAIYA!!?!?!?!" Hiruzen screamed.
"CAN'T YOU ALSO DO SEALING, HOKAGE-SAMAAA!?!?!?!?" Kakashi screamed.
"YEAH I CAN BUT FOR SOME REASON JIRAIYA HAS TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT SO WHERE IS HE!?!?!??!?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!!!"
"AHH!!!!! NARUTO MY CHILDDD!!! DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!!!!" Hiruzen screamed, clutching onto the sleeping Naru-chan who had Kyuubi chakra surrounding him.
"I FAILED YOU, MINATO SENSEI!!!!!!!" Kakashi screamed.
End.
