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gunner: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.

decker: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
gunner: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
nikki: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from..

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nikki: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
decker: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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gunner: Time for plan G.
storm: Don't you mean plan B?
gunner: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
courtney: What about plan D?
gunner: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
frankie: What about plan E?
gunner: I'm hoping not to use it. decker dies in plan E.
decker: I like plan E.

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storm: frankie, what are you doing?
frankie: Making chocolate pudding.
storm: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
frankie: Because I've lost control of my life.
frankie: Here's your pudding, decker.
decker: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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storm: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, nikki?
nikki: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.

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frankie: *plays shreksophone*
frankie: Woo.
frankie: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
courtney: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend

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nikki: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
courtney, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

(HELP I CAN IMAGINE HIM SAYING THIS)
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courtney: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people

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gunner: If we lose, you're out of the will.
decker: I was in the will?

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courtney: Can I have some?
nikki, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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nikki: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
courtney: Your life?
nikki: I- well yes, but

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nikki: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
courtney: What was that?
nikki: The sound of someone else's problem.

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nikki: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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nikki: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
courtney: Being a fish.
nikki: Well, shit.