(Honestly best chapter name that I came up with ever. Even with my other books, this has to be the best one)
CW: swearing. I may change the rating to mature due to how much swearing there is on here. Oh and mentions of D!Wilbur doing the thing with the salmon. You all know what I'm talking about.
(3rd Person PoV)
All three of them climbed down the treehouse and began to walk where the Pube was.
Well only two of them walked, Wilbur turned invisible and zoomed through the ground and up the ladder.
He waited for his companions to come up the ladder and into the Pube.
Phil went up first with Tommy following behind ever so slightly.
They entered the Pube only to see Jack yelling at someone.
"WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FUNDY!" He yelled.
"What do you mean!? I already told you! I AM FUNDY!" The second voice yelled back.
"Bullsh*t I tell you!" Jack yelled.
"Whoa whoa! What the hell is going on?" Wilbur asked, waving his hands around.
Jack whirled around to face the trio.
"Oh thank CrowFather you're here. I was looking around for Fundy when I saw this humanoid version of him in his den. I tried asking him where was Fundy and he claims that he is Fundy," Jack explained.
"And what I asked is why do you look like Jack Manifold but with blaze particles," the fox-human hybrid asked.
All Jack did was scream in confusion.
"I just wanted ONE NORMAL DAY! Is that too much to ask for?" He asked.
"Apparently not because we're having the same problem," Wilbur said.
"Really?" Jack asked.
Phil looked at Tommy who was just staring at the floor, not meeting their eyes.
"So let's start all over. Sorry for Jack just screaming at you. Can you introduce yourself so we can refer you to your name and not just fox-human hybrid?" Wilbur asked.
"I'm Fundy and when did you come back Ghostbur?" Fundy asked, raising an eyebrow.
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"Just kill me already," Wilbur sulked in the corner.
Phil just sighed at this.
"His name isn't Ghostbur, it's Wilbur. I'm Philza but just call me Phil. And that's Jack," he said, pointing to all of them.
"Oh and believe me, I am just as confused as you are," Tommy said, bitterly.
Fundy looked at him.
"Oh so you're here too," he said.
Tommy said nothing.
The bitter and cold silence went on for a couple of seconds before Jack cleared his throat.
"So I have many questions. What the hell is going on? Why does he look like Fundy? Where are Tommy's wings? Why is he wearing your hat? And why can't I have a normal day?" Jack asked.
"I'll answer the last one. You can't," Ranboo said.
"F*CK!" Jack jumped in the air as the enderman appeared behind him.
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