Mother Dearest, plz get me the eff out of here

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TW/CW: swearing, mention of a failing relationship, intimidation, threats to break someone's arm.

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(O!Tommy's PoV)

"Oi you! Smell my glass!"

Is that? I looked around to see an Arachnid Origin in a priest outfit running quickly towards us with a glass block in his hands.

In front of him was a man in a cat maid outfit. The guy that Fundy was afraid of...for some reason.

Sapnap nearly froze with horror.

"Is that?" He asked.

"Schlatt?" Phil asked.

Other Phil, I mean.

"I thought he was dead!" Foolish cried.

"Oh Master Foolish! Have you seen Master Fundy, he ran away from me," the cat maid asked.

Foolish just shrugged and the cat maid walked away, calling out Fundy's name.

"Tommy?" A very familiar voice asked.

I gasped, "TUBBO!?"

"Holy CrowFather!" Tubbo cried and we ran up to each other and hugged.

"I'm so glad I see another familiar face here," I said.

"I'm so glad too. Dad, come look! We're not the only ones from our server here," Tubbo turned around to face Schlatt.

"Oh thank f*cking god," Schlatt sighed in relief.

"Wait Tubbo! Is that a child you're holding?" I asked, pointing to the zombie piglin baby that was in Tubbo's arms.

He was looking at my wings.

"Yeah, this is Micheal. He is this server's Tubbo's child," Tubbo explained.

"HOLY SH*T YOU WERE PREGNANT THIS ENTIRE TIME!!" I screamed.

"No I never was. Tommy don't bring that up again," Tubbo facepalmed.

Fundy popped his head out from the ground.

"Is it safe to come out yet?" He asked and we nodded.

"Phew...now what?" He asked.

"I have no f*cking clue. Oi you," Schlatt pointed to Foolish, "what server is this called?"

"Umm the DreamSMP," Foolish replied.

"Who the f*ck names a server the DreamSMP?" Schlatt asked.

"A blob by the name of Dream," Phil replied.

"And that's the sign that you're not the same Phil from our server," Schlatt said.

"My f*cking god," Phil muttered.

"No seriously! What do we do now? Where should we start to go back home?" Fundy asked, waving his paws around to get our attention.

"Gee Fun, I have no f*cking clue. Now where should we start?" I asked.

Fundy folded his arms and glared at me.

"Actually this Fundy does bring up a good point. Where should you start to go back home?" Sapnap noted.

Us Origins looked at each other with the same question.

Where should we start?

"Ahem!" A new and unfamiliar voice said.

There was a boy with ash blond hair and wearing a purple hoodie.

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