Info: Reader is female. Idk if this is a fluff or-
Requested by: Calybalyad
I feel like I use "She" too much. Lmao
(Y/n) was just wondering around Nevada, looking for a base to absolutely demolish. She didn't need to use weapons at all. She used her one leg. The other one was almost clean off. She didn't care. Like, not one bit. Once she found a base. It was filled with enemies. She licked her lips, then went to absolutely destroy the building. She snapped a agent's neck in half and did all sorts of indescribable kills.
After she was done, she was pretty tired. She decided to go to Club M. She wanted to have some fun. She entered it to reveal a ton of grunts dancing to a clown's DJ Birdie chicken dance song. She chuckled leaning on the wall. She also saw some glances from the clown. She then saw a bar. Walking up to it, she saw some drunk grunts. She sat down, then ordered (whatever alcohol ya want) then waited.
The bartender gave her the drink. She drank it, and asked for another. This continued until she was completely drunk. "H-Heehhehe..~" She laughed at the chicken dance song, banging her fist on the counter. "Da dunna nunna nunna na~" she sung the song. The clown asked another grunt to take over the DJ spot for now. He also said if he messes up he'll impale him with his sign. The clown headed over to (Y/n)
The clown grabbed her arm and pulled her to the wall. She giggles. "I want a balloon animal~" she said. The clown smirked. "The drunk ones are always the easiest... Say, can you kneel down? Clown wants to see your face better." She kneeled down. He pulled up his mask. A slimy long tongue licked her face. "I wanna kiss the clown~" she said in a drunk tone. The clown kissed her holding her waist. The clown set her down. "You need rest okay sunshine?" he said smiling, pulling down his mask.
Later...
(Y/n) woke up in a bed that wasn't hers. She looked around. "Good evening, sunshine~" A clown was staring right at her at the end of the bed. (Y/n) started remembering what she did, her memory was pretty good. She blushed. "I like your leg~ so strong..~" (Hisoka??) "My name is Tricky.. I know your name because your wanted all over~" Tricky put his hanks on his face like an insane anime character.
"Oh yeah I got you something!" Tricky pulled out a stuffed bear and gave it to (Y/n) "I'll see you later~" he left. You hugged the bear, nuzzling it.
end.
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