Seriously! Why am I the villain?! (UA Civil War Game)

War Day 1: Paralyzed!

It didn't take me long to find a person wandering around aimlessly. For me they looked like lost puppies but for them this was a survival game. However, this wasn't any game, this was very real. Too bad that the heroes in training didn't know that.

Ohh my what do we have here?

A lost puppy!

Should I go and calm it down?

Heck nah!

Should we make it run with its tail between its leg?

Sounds good.

Gosh Izu! Get yourself together! We... Hah who am I calling we!

It's just me, myself, and I!

Ohh how I love this game!

Now let's go and play with the puppy!

Let's see if it can bark or bite!

I don't think that he is a beast! He looks more like a werewolf from old bad movies!

Should I play Vampire?

Hmm.... Nah!

I only want to see him begging and surrender like an animal!

Me: Pffff... This will be hilarious!

I was about to get closer to him, crouching on the rooftop watching my every step. There was no doubt that he could pick up my science. Not only that but the guy had also beast like reflexes and speed. The speed wasn't the problem at all but his senses that are more than average. If I wanted to mark the beast surrender and lay on the ground quivering in fear and blood then I needed the surprise element.

Now as I was slowly going to the edge of the building, I couldn't help it. My villain persona just decided to laugh out loud and give myself away. Seriously how stupid I was! However, since I had daggers now, I was prepared for everything.

Me: Pff-hahahahahaha-hahaha-ha!

Shishide naturally heard me. Not only that but he could also locate me easily and at this point, I decided to make a reverse hunt and let him hunt me into a building. So I was standing on top of the building and waited for him to look me into my eyes.

Me: Come and get me, oh hero~

After that I watched him run into the building as I decided to jump to the next building and hide in that one.

Did he really think I would stay there and wait for him?

Pfff

How stupid!

Now let's see should I go behind him or should I tackle him?

Tackle it is!

Ohh wait!

I should get him a present too!

HIHIHIHI!

Both buildings were really close to each other making it easy for me to jump through a window into the next building through that one. Now all I needed to do was carefully try and find out at which window he was.

However, it wasn't that easy after all and so I decided to make a trap. I jumped from one broken window to the other through a 1,5-meter gap between the buildings and landed somewhat safely in the other building. Now all that I had to do was make a ruckus.

Me: You idiot won't find me anyways! Ohh how stupid you heroes all are! I wonder what I should do if I catch you... Should I cut your throat open? Hmmm.... It sure would be nice seeing the blood flow out but.... I will get dirty too!