stradrej (manifestation)

where the sharts began

it was monday morning, first day of bussy school. strahinja woke up with a big headache and felt a little constipated (his bussy felt like it was going to explode, because he ate too much serbian borgers.) he ran to the bathroom almost sharting himself.

          andrej on the other side of the road washing his crusty musty teeth up, his brother chewing up andrej najdova.
   
      strahinja arriving in his batmobile car, and andrej in his 2013 rubix cube toyota. they enter upon the bussy boy school gates, taking their temperatures, and heading to the class. greeted by the head twinks. dorde and rei. the biggest twinks in the school. rei admits to it HOWEVER, mr dorde doesnt... strahinja calls dorde a few of the peder pet names and walks toward to his seat. andrej only a couple rows in front of him turned around to be greeted by his gorilla asshole lumberjack scent deodorant. "e peder kako ide" says andrej, (which means hello gay how is it going.) which to strahinja replies to with a smirk behind his (sharty) mask. dorde is staring at them but doesnt seem to notice because hes a stupid dumb whore."great success strahinja milosavljeic." andrej says in his big head. seems theres a lot of spaces to fill since, he already has the rubix cube algorithms memorised. 

        class begins, and luka enters. "hello my little fatties, have you been doing the squat routine to make your bussies bigger?" he said. the class was silent however, the colombian spoke. "I DONT WANT MY BU..BU..SSY TO BE BIGGER" he stated as he was almost in tears. mr luka looked at him with disappointment, since he knew that his bussy was flatter than reis. mr luka ignored the colombians statement and decided to go on.

         the bell rang and it was when this beautiful day began. skipping through the 3 lessons before break and andrej and strahinja mysteriously disappeared. dorde sat alone as he waited for his 2 big fat fags (bffs) to come by. this was EXTREMELY unusual behaviour. 
  
     andrej and strahinja were in the bathroom stalls, licking each others BUSSIES! even though they've made fun of everyone else who went to the bathroom with their friends. now they are doing it themselves. (group of hypocrites bye) suddenly, josef baldacchino barged in. he was horny surprisingly, and he we went to the bathrooms to hide his boner(issima). then, mr baldacchino heard the slurps of the balkans. he was utterly, SHOCKED! HE COULDNT BELIEVE WHAT HE WAS HEARING! mr baldacchino HATED sex.... any discussion that had to do with the topic of sex, or any licking of bussies, he despised. 

        so he took the matter into his own crusty musty dusty hands. he made his fat bussy (not really) walk to mr marios office and he explained the situtation. mr mario was also in utter disgust since he was HOMOPHOBIC! he skipped his way to the boys bathroom and he smashed open all the bathroom stalls.. he saw.....