stradrej (manifestation)

dwayne and logan incident

           it was the day of halloween, 31st october, the day after the sex incident, reis asshole had been ripped apart. but its okay, we are flying to ta paris first. we are back in form 2. we meet with our guide, bobby christ (short introduction, maltese person that is cris' long lost cousin, its another story.) we met at the back gate of the terrific school and entered. what we saw upon us, was the fat twins. dwayne and logan. if they jumped they would bust some farts and make the world shake. if they let out their biohazard gases come out they would have to warn everyone in advance. these twins were the definition of criers and menace to society. they had a tantrum EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. bobby had told us that the previous day, one of the twins threatened to jump off the wall. (couldnt do it because first of all there was the bald maltese teacher and second he would break through the crust landing into the earths magma.)

           we were guided more throughout the school and our eyes met with mr riolos. he recognised us. he was dressed in a purple witch costume with a pumpkin hat. he said "HELLAUW STUDENTI! WELCAM BACK." and he walked away as he did his iconic walk. his aura lit up the entire hallway and it was like he was in the spotlight, every step he took the light shone on him. we continued to make our way down the stairs and we saw all the 2010 kids hanging out. it was a culture shock. they all had pop its, were bisexual and said and i oop-. rei was there with cris and laursima and he almost blew himself out of the window like a solid iron ball from a cannon. 

           the guide was over and the school started to get boring and unfunny. all they wanted to see was dwayne and logan and mr riolo, so they left and said goodbye to bobby and ran from filip. the squad was ready to make a return back to shartussy school, they went through the gates and it was already break time however they were met with mario bugejas crossed hands. "GET BACK INTO YOUR CLASSES AND HAVE A BREAK IN. IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR TROUBLES! DO YOU KIDS NOT LIKE ME? DO YOU LIKE MY BOYFR- COLLEAGUE BETTER?? THIS IS BETRAYAL. I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK. IT WILL TAKE ME A LONG TIME TO HEAL, THANKFULLY I HAVE STRAHINJA AND ANDREJ RIGHT BESIDE ME UNLIKE YOU GUYS. GOODBYE." mario bugeja said emotionally as he went back into his office all teared up. the squad went back into the break with their class and reflected upon what they did. they wanted to make a letter to their kind principal before the scholastic year ended. yes it was still october... its never too EARLY to apologise. mario was not awaiting what was gonna happen.