stradrej (manifestation)

axel and josef dilemmas

          the beautiful day was once AGAIN ruined by axels sharty best friends.. rei was the main problem here, axel thought. cris was just a close second, axel was MAD. apparently his friends werent so appreciative of his 'relationship'.. axel thought this was HILARIOUS to prank shartaccino and be his boyfriend, but this has been going on for a MONTH. rei and cris were sick and tired of axels sharty shenanigans. axel had become so unfunny that his friends wanted to replace him with JUAN. firstly let us introduce juan, the short colombian boy in the class. he was known among the maltesers (mostly) because of his paper bombs. he LOVED bombing lawras ears!! anyway juan was meant to replace axel because rei and cris were SICK OF IT. but, as we all know rickey rat is NOT replaceable (but mushroom is for cassandra jo mama.) 

          rei was PLEADING rickey rat to shut the fuck up about josef and break up with him. it was so fucking irritating because axel kept ignoring the question "do u like josef". THIS WENT ON FOR AN HOUR! they were about to shove axel up pepa's uterus. finally, it was a miracle. axel fucking responded with "ok i did it." everybody was clapping, screaming, crying, sharting, vomiting, exploding, flying and neighing. they couldn't believe it, axel for once was being amazing. this was not the usual axel behaviour, SOMETHING was going on. but the sharties were just not aware.

          back to the supposed main characters of the story. they were per usual laughing at peder and crnec jokes!! they loved discrimination (until someone dragged their mamas hair). the bell rang for break time. andrej and strahinja being the open people they are said they would be attending the library event. they were the biggest history nerds, they loved learning about how world war 2 went after shitler and everyone knew this.. not their sex scenes though... andrej and strahinja went to the 'library'.. instead they were entering the bathrooms. they ran into the stall and jumped on each other like it was the last day on earth. but strahinja jumped a little too hard and shook not only the bathroom, but the whole school. juan running as a chihuahua (cixyaxuxya) because he sensed the shake coming from the boys bathroom. he heard the gorilla moans and almost was paralysed from fear. but he himself said he was fearless so he went into the bathroom and searched for the mysterious mythical creature acts. 

         he finally caught live action of the stradrej sex. he was mortified that he almost ran into the wall while his eyes were closed. worst part is that strahinja and andrej caught him, while andrejs dick was out. juan thought to himself "guess it never grew up," and had flashbacks of the pscd books they had received previous days ago. strajinja stood up and looked at him dead in the eyes. juan thought he was dead meat... he started running for his life.