it was a brand new day, a brand new national TWINK holiday. djole and rei were so excited, but radio (djole) couldnt show his excitement much, in front of strahinja and andrej. they were known to be the monster pederi hunters. they looked out for their prey.... but djole didn't know what they did with the pederi after.
he was afraid one day they would catch him slipping up... showing his rainbows... he was a cautious and afraid peder. but little did he know that his 2 homophobic friends were licking each others bussies in the boys bathroom. he was too dumb to realise the signs.. all this time andrej had grabbed djoles ass too... was that not enough??????????
rei was on his usual fat ass break.. he was racing to the canteen for a chicken bauggaeyge... all of his friends knew he had the juiciest, fattest, biggest and yummiest mitty tits.. they were bouncing as he ran.. even miguel shertcuti turned around to get a better look. every step he took a tit bounced and made a sound *blap blap blap.* as he entered the canteen, without any clue, he was being followed by the one and only shartacchino.... (yes the one with the crazy mama) because his tits were so loud, every person in the school could navigate his exact steps. every time he bounced a boob, they showed on the floor.... rei had superpowers....
djole had no friends except the balkan "homophobes." so he was scared to do anything around them, even shart. the balkans would always make fun of him because he took hours to let out a shit. the teachers thought he always went to the bathroom to waste time but, instead hes over there holding onto his military haircut, constipated. sometimes he almost passes out trying to let out a shart.. HOWEVER, this time he did not go to the bathroom just to shart. he went in there to test out how big his bussyhole is... crazy.. djole?? out of all people?? not even rei najdov?? it was insane. djole, trying to stretch out his bussyhole, heard the "homophobes" come in. he was sweating a gallon. he was so scared he almost cried, he still had his fingers trying to stretch out his bussy. he couldn't move. paralyzed djole, heard the balkans come in the stall right next to him. they were talking about how good at acting they were. djole was confused, acting..? jebem ti mater what the fuck were they acting about.
"i cant believe they still dont know that we are the pederi andrej ivanoski.." said strahinja. what djole heard was fucking shocking. they were pederi TOO???? djole stood there muttering to himself, "bro what the hell just happened bro what shart brooooo wahttt shart.. bussy??? whatt." he was still standing there with his gaping bussy out. then, the next thing djole heard was SEXY MOVEMENT! (worded by djole) he almost burst out laughing, he kept it in... shart bro shart...
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stradrej (manifestation)
Romansatwo closeted kids, the biggest homophobes in the school yet the balkan lover boys. this story is based off of real life experiences. viewers discretion is advised. ily