Don't Take The Blame // bnha x male!reader

.02

well, clearly i don't trust the situation i was put in. like, imagine me not having trust issues.

a robot, like a huge one, is rampaging through this fake city at the ua entrance exam. must've been crazy as hell to think about putting that in an entrance exam.

if i wasn't broke i would sue whoever designed the robot. i only got, like, 23 points and it's already half of the time we have to get enough points.

i feel like there's something more to the exam, like, what's so heroic about just beating up robots? the only kind of heroic thing i can think up is saving someone.

they didn't say you would get points for saving people, but they didn't say you wouldn't either.

honestly, fuck these people, i am not saving these assholes.. unless i feel sympathetic.

i never even trained my quirk either, i'm literally an electric conductor with no control over the electric part.

all i know is how to activate it, like excuse me. i wish people's nagging about me having to train my quirk more often never stopped.

my legs hurt from walking around so much and having to use a fucking screwdriver as a shank because i thought it would be good use. i literally don't even know how to use a screwdriver correctly.

i would spend american currency on something else, but then again, this is japan. like, maybe i could sell the quarters i got.

"ewwww my leg feels all fucking mushy." some random ass voice interrupts me from my thoughts. "hey! you with the terrible hair-do!" they continued, i clearly don't have a terrible haircut, my hair is like a rats nest, but not a terrible haircut, for example, i do not have a phineas and ferb logo shaved into the back of my head.

i still look over to them anyways, oh my god of course it's a blond stereotype.

"bitch, you with the fucking [h/c] ass hair, can you get me out of this debris wreck?" blond stereotypical dude asks, i walk over with a deadpan. "i'm built like a noodle, why are you asking me specifically, like i saw some buff dude not too far from you."

"oh my god, can you not see your own build? and the buff guy ignored me, so atleast try." he grunts as i bend down to try to push the big debris off of his legs.

apparently, the debris wouldn't budge but it broke and shit, which confuses the hell out of me.

"it's some quirk i got, i just needed you to free my arms so i can break the debris to make it lighter." he said, lifting himself off the ground while wiping the dust away. "thanks for the hel-"

he was interrupted by both of us sneezing, he sneezed like multiple times in a row, must have some sort of sensitive nose-?

"woops, guess the dust was a thick buildup, anyways thank you for helping me." he continued, jogging off in the distance.

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i sneezed once more as i was nearby the zero pointer, due to the electrical current being really nearby, my quirk activated.

my quirk started sucking the electricity out of the zero pointer, the electricity burning into my skin, now i know how the bread in the toaster feels.

i bit down on my lip to avoid grunting in pain, it burned so much. i'm surprised i'm not dying.

the zero pointer made a fading noise and paused in it's spot, i think i absorbed all the electricity from it. i walk closer to investigate what it was targeting.

it was targeting this female with black hair, she had brown eyes too. she was really close to being crushed by the zero pointer.

"he-" i start, getting cut off. "before you say anything, my quirk slowed me down, now bye." she quickly walked away, do i stink that bad?

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i collapse on the first furniture i see when i get back from the exam. it was so exhausting. i lost count of how many points i got, the last time i was counting i had 23 points, i know i have more than that now.

"hii sister!" an annoying voice comes from the stairs, i look up, it's [s/n]. "[s/n], please don't call me that. i know you wanted a sister, but you got a brother now." i complain, rising from the couch.

"whatever. if you were a girl then i wouldn't be blaming you. i hate boys." she responded, i huff. that closet is glass.

"okay? just please stop forcing the blame onto me all the time, like atleast let me know beforehand." i grumble, pushing past her to go up the stairs.

i'll have to wait some time for the results to come back, if i do end up in ua, then woo lucky me.

✓hey, quick disclaimer, i plan on adding a symbol for time skips so i don't confuse anybody, i'll update my other chapters too just to make sure i don't confuse anybody.

🍷🍉🍋-emoji combo, no actual meaning, but this is the time skip emoji combo.

🍰🍫-no actual meaning either, but this is the emoji i use to sign off the chapter.

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