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You were texting Bo.
Bo: Hey 🍆
Y/n: Hi 😏🍑
Bo: 🥕
Y/N: 🎡
Bo couldn't think of what to send back. Your text was pretty abstract. He thought for a while.
Bo: 🎟
He sent a ticket back, implying that your body is the ferris wheel and he'd really love admission to it. What if she thinks i'm implying that her pussy is as big as a ferris wheel? He thought. He started to panic.
Y/N: ⛄️
Crisis averted. Bo was relieved:
Y/N: Are you naked?
Bo: Yeah, except for a top hat.
Y/N: Lmao.
Bo doubted that you were actually laughing.
Bo: Send a pic of your tits please.
I fucking love sexting. Bo thought to himself. Bo imagined himself in your bed.
Y/N *pic sent* Your turn
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn. Bo thought.
The only light Bo had was his phone flashlight. But it made his dick look frightened.
He chickened out and took a picture of his face instead.

He chickened out and took a picture of his face instead

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Y/N: I sent my titties, that's not fair.
Bo shined his flashlight on his penis and took a picture. He pressed send. Just then, his phone died. "FUCK!" Bo yelled.

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Pussy. Another night on my own, yeah.
Titties. Stuck on my own, yeah.
Balls. Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah.

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