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Please Take Me To The Pumpkin Patch

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A charming poem about the joy of ripe fields filled with this iconic fall fruit. This poem is sure to warm your heart as you indulge in its crisp fall imagery.

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Please Take Me To The Pumpkin Patch

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by Spankies444

by Spankies444

I probably sounded desperate asking over the phone

But it's fall and besides I can't stand being alone

Please take me to the place where the pumpkins are ripe and sweet

If you don't I'll break into your house and make you smell my feet

Please take me to the pumpkin patch

I'll cancel your WOW account or perhaps I'll sell it

I'll put goat poop in your vents so you have to sit and smell it

I'll uh uh uhhhhhhhhhh

I know where you live

Please take me to the pumpkin patch

I'll buy you a Christmas gift except it'll be from wish

I'll put dead salmon in your walls so your house smells like fish

I'll make you brownies with vegetables inside

And I'll call your mom and tell her that you died

Please take me to the pumpkin patch

I'll sell your grandma essential oils

then I'll uh

Yeah I can't think of a rhyme

like I checked rhyme.com and everything

Please take me to the pumpkin patch

This is a threat