Me: *hides in closet*
Zayn: *goes in closet* *opens drawer Im hiding in* *screams*
Zayn: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY CLOSET?!?
Me: I'm your stalker! I have been in here for a while. Wait... What's today's date?
Zayn: um... January 23 2013
Me: CRAP! I missed Christmas!
Zayn: you've been here that long??
Me: yup! *laughs* *fangurls* *takes a picture* *jumps out window*
Me: HEY ZAYN!!
Zayn: *runs over to window* *sees that she's in a flying car*
Me: I WANT YOU TO MEET MY MEXICAN HUSBAND!
Ron: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT MEXICAN!!!!
Me: *laughs* stop lying! *pulls out phone*
(Tweet)
1D_stalking_1D:
@zaynmalik you look good without a shirt ;)
Zayn: *phone buzzes* *reads tweet* well.... That's new...
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HEYY PEEPS HEYY
yes I know I'm creepy! But please don't judge!! Oh yeah and stalker girl does have a twitter!
Twitter: 1D_stalking_1D
BAIIII PEEPS BAIIII!
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FanficTime to stalk one direction guys! ***WARING*** This is going to be random and creepy.
