Stalking 1D

Stalking Zayn ;)

Me: *hides in closet*

Zayn: *goes in closet* *opens drawer Im hiding in* *screams*

Zayn: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY CLOSET?!?

Me: I'm your stalker! I have been in here for a while. Wait... What's today's date?

Zayn: um... January 23 2013

Me: CRAP! I missed Christmas!

Zayn: you've been here that long??

Me: yup! *laughs* *fangurls* *takes a picture* *jumps out window*

Me: HEY ZAYN!!

Zayn: *runs over to window* *sees that she's in a flying car*

Me: I WANT YOU TO MEET MY MEXICAN HUSBAND!

Ron: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT MEXICAN!!!!

Me: *laughs* stop lying! *pulls out phone*

(Tweet)

1D_stalking_1D:

@zaynmalik you look good without a shirt ;)

Zayn: *phone buzzes* *reads tweet* well.... That's new...

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HEYY PEEPS HEYY

yes I know I'm creepy! But please don't judge!! Oh yeah and stalker girl does have a twitter!

Twitter: 1D_stalking_1D

BAIIII PEEPS BAIIII!

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