Stalking Niall

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Me:*hiding in Niall's bathroom*

Niall: *walks into bathroom to pee*

Niall: *unzips pants*

Me: OMG NO DON'T STOP THERE PULL THEM DOWN!

Niall: *screams* *zips pants up*

Who are you and what are you doing here?!?!?!?!

Me: oh silly Niall you don't know?

Niall: know what?

Me: that I'm your stalker *licks abs* *fangurls* *takes a pic* *runs and jumps out the window*

Niall: that was new *runs over to window*

Me: HEY NIALL MEET MY MEXICAN HUSBAND! HE HAS A FLYING CAR!!

Ron: IM NOT MEXICAN!!

Me: whatever just drive!!!

Me: *pulls out phone to tweet*

@NiallIOffical you have some delish abs!!

AUTHORS NOTE

Hey PEEPS hey!!!

I told you it would get weirder and randomer and crazier so yeah don't forget to follow her twitter! (And no she doesn't actually have these pictures of them)

@1D_stalking_1D

Lol BAIIII peeps BAIIII

_heyGURLhey_

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