Me: *texting*
To Liam:
Hey Liam can you stand in front of your window? I need a better stalking view! ;)
Liam: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Me: YES!! He read the text!!
Liam: *looks out window* *sees me*
Me: Crap!! My covers been blown! *takes picture* *fangurls* *run away* *jumps into flying car with Mexican husband*
Me: Drive my mexican! Drive!
Ron: IM NOT FUCKING MEXICAN!!
Me: I don't care drive!!
Tweet:
Just made a brilLIAM escape with my mexican husband from getting caught stalking @Real_Liam_payne :) Xx
Liam: Well... That was new :O

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Stalking 1D
FanfictionTime to stalk one direction guys! ***WARING*** This is going to be random and creepy.