a very romantic fan fiction of serj tankian and his lamp.
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Fan fic written at concerningly late hours everytime. (1 AM or over, 6 AM or under
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Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug!
warning very lot of seks carefull!!!! 🥵🥵🥵 (theres smut /srs) Serjs pov: Daron invited me over to his house, it's a beautiful 3 am morning and im driving there, i havent seen him in forever and i missed him. its 3 am for him he just woke up but i dont mind staying up for my bestie. I park my car and open the door with my aggressive violent raging platonical boner since me and him are so close i dont need to knock so i smacked the whole door down with my angry penis. ive caught him 5 times doing satanic rituals in his living room because i didn't knock but oh well, this time he wasn't doing anything satanic but he waiting for me, we greeted each other and platonically, violently made out with him. Me and him hung out for a few hours till we both get bored and watch tv. As I'm about to sit I notice something very beautiful right beside his tv. A new tall lamp. the whole time i cannot stop staring at it. "hmm, daron, when did you get this lamp?" "Oh like about 2 weeks ago, why?" "He's very pretty." Daron had no idea what i was talking about. lamps dont have pronouns or gender but since im so damn fruity im gonna think of this lamp as a man. wait am i attracted to a lamp??? wtf?? But the lamp is so pretty, i wanna kiss it. "Daron, can i kiss your lamp?" I ask shyly. "Kiss me first" he laughed, i went in aggressively made out with him again but its a friend thing between me and him. I get done making out with with the shortest guitarist ive ever seen in my 54 years of breathing, I get up and take his bluetooth lamp, sit back on the couch and kiss the lamp "the lamp kinda bothered me anyway, you can have him" "cool THLUEUUREUEUEUEEPPPLLOLOLOLOLILOLOLILILOLOLLOLIOOLIOLOL" i aggressively but passionately made out with the lamp and daron watched in fear. I connected my beautiful partner to bluetooth on my phone so the lamp is forever mine. Hours pass, and i get tired, i told daron im gonna leave and he let me take the lamp. i think im gonna have orgasm. I aggressively made out with him for the last time and left, got into my car and vroom vroomed outta there. as i vroom vroomed my car with my concerningly giant dick that can fuck two people at once i get a littl bit horn knee. i look at lamp and lick my lips "THLLLIUUUUUYYYRRRPRPP" "Hey, am I a lamp? Cuz you turn me on." i say then i realize that im not the lamp, if i was id be sexy. but then i realize im next to a sexy lamp. then i violently moan in slow motion. then the lamp got a lamp boner wtf? anyway i made out with it violently with my giant cock driving my car. as my angry cock drove the cockcar like formula 1 heroin shot up that one vermin vargs ass, i made out with the lamp like THELEIOERTRYUTREPYRYOIURWEYU5468548678T798REIUYTEIROUY54YTRHIWEEUUUROPA AOOOOPOEOTIGRIEGROEGRIOEOUT slurp TUIEROPYTEOIUGFHJKRTGHIURYHIIERPIURWEHTIUEWHRNOOOOOMMMMMXJISJXIJIIJSXOAOXAXAOXAOXOAXODOIWEFIEOJRFWESAIOFHW. it was very sexy btw. my angry cock took me back to my house. once we got back i aggressively made out with my lamp for the 47th time in the same minute. AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP THLIRIRIRRRIRRIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIROPPUIPOUUOUPPPPPAOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPPSPRPGJIHDOTHRGREHSGHRDHGHERIHGSURIGHEIUSDFNG HTJLURO THLURP TAOOMHJO MMMMMMMM DADDY AOOEOTY;HJGKGJJXJXJXJXJXKXKXKKXJXXHKJXHJHXKHKXHKXHXHKXHKXHHSHJADIEJIFJJFRHSIUFHIRSNGUIFRHGHREIUGHHFHHFHFHHFHFHFHFHFFHFHFGFGFFHFHFHFHFHFHHFAOOAORKGMRMG,RHELFJEIHFEOJFSNIAOGRHW4HERW IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i suddenly get a text from daron, it reads
"serj, please stop yelling and moaning, I can hear you and even with the distance i think my ears might bleed" i respond with "go try fucking a sexy lamp you'd understand you ugly jiggledick" he responds with "kys, please put your dick inside a microwave serj let a motherfucker get a good night sleep" and i respond with "at this hour its morning for you" "ah shit right sorry timezones" "cool" i put my phone back on the table and the lamp does something very poggers it consented to do the forbidden conga 9000 with me, so I start taking of my shirt as I kiss the beautiful cumworty lamp, I blush so hard my cheeks (and the cheeks on my face) turn so red its more red than johns face. my angry cock was throbbing in agony, my little member must be impatient x333333 we gotta let serjiecock-kun fuck the lamp-lamp, nya? *VOMITS ON THE FLOOR* lamp lamp blushed at my 8 billion pack, my angry penis almost falls off with excitement. I unbutton my jeans as I stare at the lamp in such a sexy way it could've drooled right then and there but it's a lamp. I spit on my angry cock and jerked it a little, nobody likes a dry dick in their lampussy. I lay down and I slowly rub the lamp up and down on me. What other was is there to fuck a lamp? tho i know that the lamp is enjoying it and its hot. I keep doing that till orgasm juice comes out of me and I say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!! ROAR! ROAR! MEOOOOOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OAAAAAAAAH! OAAAAAAH! WHOOP WHOOP! ZOINKS! BE-DONK!!! WOWZA!!!!! AOOOOOO!!!! OHHHH DADDY LAMP LAMPPPPP~~~~ I CAME SO HARD I THINK I HATE MSI EVEN MORE NOW (serj is very based msi fans stfu or kay why es plz argue with the wall) AHHHHHHHH~~ OIIIINK~ OOIIIIINK~ SNOOOOOOOOOOORT SNOOOOOOORT I LISTEN TO LORNA SHORE AHHHHHHHHHH~. i suddenly get a call from my favorite trumpie ♡ john - "do you ever shut the fuck up" he asks as soon as i answers - "IM BOUT TO BLOW" i moan - "kill yourself" - "IM BOUT TO CUUUUUM OOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOH" - "shut the fuck up im gonna shove a coca cola bottle up your ass faggot" - "IM BUSSIN!!!! IM BUSTING!!!" i hear trump faggot hang up and I continue orgasm juicing. i burp for 3 seconds as soon as i get done orgasming through my angry penis. the lamp liked it. i know this because im an empath. I wipe the sweat off my forehead and armpits and leg hair - "Did you like that?" It said yes btw. - "good lamp. I love you so much!" I lick the lamp in the most dick shattering and romantic way possible. then we both fell asleep and i snored LOUD LIKE G9HH0409TT838R9R9292939483833828AAAAAAMIMIMIMIMIMIIIMIIIIIIII........ AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ then me and daron vartan malakian made sweet love in johns basement and he wasnt too happy with it but it was a friend thing so the lamp isnt mad i love the lapm still lamp ilove you i married the lamp nombobmmhobmbobmobm
oh bliad ive become one with the lamp.
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XXUINA im gonan go now bye bye i hope you liked my love story. With daddy lamp lamp i married exactly 41 secodnns ago;!
