idek what im doin with ma life

i wasn't preparing to write a part so early but here we go

wHat'S uP gUys?
Ok imma stop-

Im a annoyin ass brat but you gotta deal with me

Here's my intRoDuCtion✨ 💅(totally not like y'all know me)

I'm smokin ✨hot✨

Self obsessed but also hates himself dont ask how-

18 but is also FOIVE*insert Chan's voice*

Im a dehydrated horse drowning in water

I have no friends*wipes tears*

So... What now? Done?idfk. Idfc. Idgaf

Anygays, bYe gUyss hAte YoU sm<3

(this book's genre is totally chicklit chile)

Edit: Did i add my other name is sarcasm and my middle name is typo? If not,get that shit inside ya tiny brains

Y'all c,ik im gon edit it like a million times so better not mention

Also did i mention anywhere?ig i did(sry my ass is forgetful) but my name is Cantankerous squidward,and i hate meeting people♡

I'm taken
My soulmate:bed

To ppl who don't have wattshit on dark mode,pls leave-

My hobby:breathing,eating and sleeping like there's no tomorrow,dying but eventually reincarnating

I think Jay why pee and whyy gee is hot🔥

Hitman bang is my daddy😍

Soo man can rot:)

I have one question which i desperately want the answer to...

Do butterflies feel humans in their stomachs when their nervous..?
(shower thoughts Bae)

Nvm a bit tmi but anygays(if y'all's dumb self couldn't figure out already,this is the word i live for)

bYyEe

BULTORANAE