Peter: my mom and dad died in a plane crash and my uncle got killed by a mugger.
The only father figure I had was a cocky- but awesome- Multi- billionare with PTSD who refused to let me be in his superhero gang but when he DID let me in I went to space and died.
Then 5 years later I came back... And then HE died..
Later I went to Europe where I saw another potential dad figure... But he turned out to be a genocidal lunatic who wanted to kill half of Europe...
Now I have another dad figure called Happy but I'm afraid he's gonna die too.
Peter: or, maybe Reality because you know he can't die and is always looking after me and Wanda and stopping us doing stupid crap
