POV: the news said that Peter, Reality and Wanda destroyed a lot of people for no reason and the avengers agreed with it so Wanda and Peter left
Wanda: Fuck a princess!
Peter: IM A KING!
Reality: bow down and kiss on my ring!
Loki: what happened to you 3?
Clint: you're acting crazy
Wanda: What the fuck else should you think!
Peter: we're crazy but you like that!
Bruce: what the heck
Reality: I'll bite back get out of our way
Peter: Never forget this
*4 years later*
*Wanda, Peter and Reality make an entrance when civil war is about to start (team Badass)
Tony: you're here who's team are you on?
Wanda: no ones!
Tony: then we fight you all together
Reality sarcastically: I'm terrified
Nat: you guys don't want to do this... Peter this isn't you!
Peter: get my pretty name out of your mouth
Seriously Peter we know you this isn't either of you you're both good guys
Reality: Really? BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE NEWS SAID SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT!... Oh now I remember the other bit YOU ALL AGREED WITH IT!
