He Wasn't My Type

Interview Phone Calls

Anderson reached over to look at his phone. "So we are still going to Italy with Andy next weekend right," he said, texting on his phone. Anne had stood and stretched. She walks back to her chair. "Um, yeah. I had planned too but IDK if Elon made plans or can watch the kids," she replies. Anderson stops and leans forward. "Why don't you send the kids to 'football' players' house, let Amarh and Gracie see their dad again," he finished, texting again. Anne sat down and crossed her legs. "I don't know, they really like Ash and Elon likes to watch them while I'm outta town. He has them now actually. Should we call him and ask," She offers Anderson. He looks up from his phone. "Yes but Kelly has Wyatt and Ben. Maybe the girls would wanna go there,".

   Anne dialed Elon's number. "Omg, Amarh and Gracie love Ben," she says, moving closer. "What, they don't like Wyatt," Anderson said, faking offense. "No, they do. When they met him he was just a baby, Gracie said he was too tiny to play with," she said chuckling. "Hello," Elon says on the phone. "I'm joking, I know. How old were the girls,". "Oh, my. Amarh is 7 and Gracie is 6 so they were 2 and 1, barely older than him," she says. They both laugh. "Why the fuck do you call me and have conversations outside the one you called me to have," Elon said. "Oh, hey babe. I'm sorry, don't gotta sound so mad about it," she replies. "I'm not, I'm just in a meeting," he replies. "That's why you're whispering," Anderson commented. "Hey Anderson," Elon says. "Hey, Daddy Elon," He says back. Anne and he laugh. Elon's exhale said he was blushing.

   "Why'd you call Annie," he said, still with a blushing tone. "Well Daddy, Anderson wants me to go party it up in the streets of Italy...," she says with a smile. Anderson quickly jumps in. "No, No. Andy, you know Cohen, invited me to go with him and his boyfriend and I didn't wanna just be a third wheel so he said invite someone. I choose Anne," he said louder than needed. "Anyways, I just wanted to call and ask if you wanted to watch my daughters or should I send them to Kelly's,". They both waited while typing got louder.

  They waited in suspense, Anderson holding back laughter at the sound of the keyboard. "No Annie. Claire's gonna have X that weekend and I'll be in New york. I mean if you wanna send the girls but I won't get to be with them at all," he says, still typing. "Ok, then. I'll call Kelly and tell her she's got two more kids," Anderson laughed. Anne did too. "Why don't you give them to their father," Elon said. Not even a second passed before he and Anderson were breaking out in laughter.

  Anne rolled her eyes and kicked Anderson in the shine. "What, hey. He made the joke," he said. "Ok, I'll let you get back to your meeting Mr. CEO," Anne said, putting her feet on Anderson. "Ok, we're still on for friday night though right," Elon asked as the typing stopped. "Um, no babe. Barns wanted me to come over and help him fix up his office," Anne replied. "You mean he wasn't you to come over and have you write his next song," Elon quickly shot back

     "I don't care what we do. I just really don't wanna watch anime with you,". Anderson widened his eyes. "Trouble in paradise," he muttered so Elon couldn't hear. "No," she quickly shot back. "You don't wanna watch anime with your boyfriend. I literally am coming back to Texas to be with you. And play video games on your Xbox," he said. Anne sat back and crossed her legs. "Elon, I really don't wanna watch anime. I haven't seen you in 2 weeks and you wanna watch anime and play videogames,". "Yeah, what do you want me to do? Take you out on the town, to the club? Or just have sex like last time,". Anderson texted on his phone, eavesdropping hard.

  Anne sighed really loud. "Elon...,". "No, it's fine. You and my best friend Barns have a great time. I'll just tell my team that I will be working this weekend," He said, very salty. "No. Elon,". "No, it's fine. I get it. Anderson, nice to talk to you again. Anne, it's fine. Enjoy your weekend, I'll drop Amarh and Gracie off with their father and take Ash to one of his brothers tomorrow on my way to New York,". "Don't be a dick," Anne says. "That's fine, you won't be getting it," Elon shoots back before hanging up.

  Anne threw her phone in anger. "That asshole,". "You won't be getting it. Wow," Anderson commented. "Man should be so lucky to give it. Dude jerks off all day, surprised he gets any work done," Anne comments composing herself. "Oh, ok. Wanna turn back on the cameras and continue with you guy's love story," Anderson says, turning to the crew. Anne nods and sits back nice in her chair. Makeup is reapplied and they put on their best smiles.