[ DISCONTINUED! ] God, I Funkin' Hate School! - FNF High School AU Chatfic

Chapter 3: Something's in BF's Room...

Nicknames lmao:
Not Keith - BF
Bby girl - GF
Go pico yeah yeah - Pico
Fangirl lmao - Sky
Bomb man - Whitty
Worship God <3 - Sarvente
Russian lol - Ruv
Wholesome robot - Hex
Car ol - Carol
Rock is cool ig - Sunday
Dream lol - Bob
Cool guy lol - Ron
Smol LOL HAHA WOAHH - Little Man
Idk man, cool. - CJ (idk why ok-)
Introvert(?) - Ruby
Cube lmao - The other Bob, y'know...Don't you-?
Shark???? Ship??? - Bosip
Ok enjoy ig lmao

Class 2A ig-
Wednesday, 18 October 2021
07:56 PM

Not Keith: I'm shaking and crying rn
Bby girl: Why-?
Not Keith: THERE'S A FUCKING BUG IN MY ROOM AND IT LOOKS FUCKING SCARY AS FUCK
Go pico yeah yeah: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE????
Not Keith: UH, UM, IT LOOKS LIKE A COCKROACH AAAAAAAA
Go pico yeah yeah: WTF THAT THING IS SCARY
Bby girl: A COCKROACH??? NO WAY
Bby girl: DOES IT FLY???
Not Keith: wait
Go pico yeah yeah: istg if it does fly I will grab my gun and I'll be on my way to your place B.
Not Keith: it's not flying, so no.
Go pico yeah yeah: good.
Bby girl: ASK UR MOM TO KILL IT
Bby girl: OR UR DAD
Bby girl: OR ANY OF UR SIBLINGS JUST KILL IT ALREADY
Not Keith: OK OK
Not Keith Has Gone Offline
Bby girl: Best of luck for him :(
Go pico yeah yeah: mhm.
2 People Are Online!
Dream lol: .....HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH?
Rock is cool ig: What did I just read???
Bby girl: IKR FNFJCKDMCKSSKKSKXK
Dream lol: u know how much I hate those right????
Bby girl: Well, Idek-
Dream lol: bruh ok ig
Go pico yeah yeah: anyways, while BF is gone, I'mma vent a bit.
Go pico yeah yeah: this is super serious for me, so pls read carefully.
Bby girl: Ah..Ok, we're all fine with that, right?
Dream lol: yea ig, go on.
Rock is cool ig: Go on, it's fine.
Go pico yeah yeah: ok, so, every Friday morning, Bosip would take me to the back of the school to see some cats.
Go pico yeah yeah: there's a whole bunch of them, they're all so fucking adorable!
Go pico yeah yeah: I would often see Bosip pet one of them, the purr, OH GOD. IT JUST MELTS ME.
Go pico yeah yeah: but...
Dream lol: but????
Go pico yeah yeah: .... I'm allergic to them, so seeing him being able to touch a cat, giving them pets, just makes me jealous. IT MAKES ME JEALOUS-
Bby girl: Oh...
Bby girl: Dw, I understand how you feel, you rlly love cats, but are allergic to them, I know it hurts :(
Go pico yeah yeah: YEA IT FUCKING DOES!
Not Keith Is Now Online!
Not Keith: ....omfg pico :(
Bby girl: BABE U BACK! THE ROACH GOT KILLED?! :0
Not Keith: yeaaaa
Not Keith: oh and btw, srry for u pico :(
Go pico yeah yeah: :(((
Not Keith: COME ON GIVE ME A CALL SO U CAN CRY TO ME ABT IT NOW.
Go pico yeah yeah: YEA OK OK BRB I'MMA JUST DO THAT
Not Keith: 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Not Keith and Go pico yeah yeah Has Gone Offline.
2 People Are Now Online!
Shark???? Ship???: ....Pico?
Fangirl lmao: Woah, never knew Pico liked cats~
Bby girl: Oh, Bosip! Finally you came online!
Shark???? Ship???: Oh? Yeah, ahaha.
Shark???? Ship???: But what happened to Pico-?
Dream lol: ......
Rock is cool ig: Ack, uh, he vented about liking, no, LOVING cats, but is allergic to them.
Shark???? Ship???: Oh, why didn't he told me though? I swear he seems fine when I take him to where the cats usually are..
Bby girl: Ahaha! Let's not talk about that right now!
Bby girl: For now, let's just chat about our day~
Fangirl lmao: YEAH!!!! LET'S GO!!!! :D

[ LMAO HI AGAIN JDKCKSCKDKCKF SRRY NO UPDATES SINCE THEN FUCK-
Ahem, anyways.......Yay! I managed to update this God damn book again-
Been a week ig, no, probs two weeks since I updated, wait, no, wait-
UGH WHATEVER. Let's just say, that BF doesn't like roaches, and Pico is just sad rn :( and would you look at that! Bosip finally came in! Huft-
Ok that's all bye lmao ]