The Avengers : The Hero's Deceit

P.E.G.A.S.U.S

Percy's pov:
 Alright I hate this. These people really need to stop meddling in things that they shouldn't. Honestly they were asking for it the moment they started to let their paranoia get the better of them.
Good gods I hate this. Cleaning up after idiots.
"Burdened with glorious purpose" my foot.
So now we have a rogue asgardian trickster god trying to take over the world to make it a "free world free of freedom."
Oh gods. Where are those times when all you have to deal with was a royal ass of a grandpa who thought his ruling age was the golden age? Yeah more like the golden age of cannibalism but still!!!
Seriously I have to deal with the drama of THE MOST DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY IN EXISTENCE. Now I have to deal with this so-called boot of all things free.
Urgh...

"Trouble sleeping?"
"Yeah you cap? Why am I even asking?"
"Yeah, why are you even asking?"

For those confused, I'm at the boxing gym with my favourite boxing buddy Captain America a.k.a Steve Rogers.

So where were we? Oh yes...boot.

Loki...what do you even want with that glowy cube anyway man?
Wait...why am I asking stupid questions today.
If my hacking the meeting of the security council is anything to go by...
Hmm something fishy is going on.
Those senators don't seem to be who they seem to be. Welp they are politicians. Dam them...hehe Dam.

"The fuck Rogers???"
"Language Perce."
"Oh shut up. Were you trying to hit me or something?"
"Trouble sleeping?"

Now who's the monkey trying to disturb our PTSD peace, huh?
Ah Zeus.Nick Fury.

"Slept for 70 years sir. I think I had my fill."
"Then you should be out. Celebrating. Seeing the world."
"Seriously eyepatch? Grow a heart."
"Oh and you know all about hearts don't you Mr. Stark. What with your uncle."
"Don't bring him here into my haven of peace Captain Hook."
"You know when I went under the world was at war. I wake up they say we won. They didn't say what we lost."
"We've made some mistakes along the way. Some very recently."
"You here with a mission, sir?"
"I am."
"Trying to get back into the world?"
"Trying to save it."
"Hydra's secret weapon."
"Howard Stark, your friend's grandfather, fished it out of the ocean when he was looking for you.He thought that what we think the tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy. That's something the world sorely needs."
"Who took it from you?"
" He's called Loki. He's not from around here."
"If not from around here means four world beyond then yeah he's not from around here."
"There is a lot we have to bring you up to speed on if you're in. The world has gotten a lot more stranger than you already know."
"At this point, I doubt to think it would surprise me."
"Ten bucks says your wrong."
"Yeah man"
"There's a debriefing packet back at your apartment. Is there anything about the tesseract you can tell us that we ought to know now?"

Yeah you should have left the dam thing in the ocean.

"You should have left it in the ocean."

Well dam.

"Oh and Mr Perseus Stark, Coulson is waiting for you at the tower."

Well shit.