The Avengers : The Hero's Deceit

Coulson

Perseus' pov:

Well Stark tower, hello to you.
Stark's back.

Jarvis:"Sir, Agent Coulson of SHEILD, is on the line."

Stark:"I'm not in. I'm actually out."

"Not anyone's fault but yours Stark."

Stark:"Ah nephew as cheerful as ever I see."

Jarvis:"Sir I'm afraid he's insisting."

Stark:"Gross fine Jarvis, I've got a date."

And he's off flirting with Pepper.

Jarvis:"Sir the telephone, I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden."

Coulson:"Stark we need to talk."

Stark:"You've reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message."

Coulson:"This is urgent."
Stark:"Then leave a message urgently. Security Breach."
"Phil, come on in."
"Phil? His first name is agent."
"How much of an idiot are you Stark?"
"Hush nephew. Don't talk when adults do."
" I believe then you will be ruled out then."
"Oh nice one Coulson."
"I can't stay."
"Come on we're celebrating."
"It's fine. He can't stay."
"We need you to look at this as soon as possible."
" I don't like being handed things."
" That's fine because I love to be handed things. So let's trade. Thank you."
"Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday ."
" This isn't a consultation."
"Is this about the avengers which I know nothing about?"
" Avengers initiative is scrapped. I thought I didn't qualify."
"Which I didn't know either?"
"Yeah apparently I'm volatile, self obsessed and play well with others."
"That I did know."
"Nothing is more truth than that people."
"This isn't about personality profiles anymore."
"Whatever. Mr. Potts gotta second."
"You know I thought we were having a moment."
" I was having 12 percent of a moment. this seems serious. Phil he's quite shaken."
" How would you notice. And why is he Phil?"
"What is all this?"
"This is a..."
"I'm going to take a jet to DC tonight."
"Tomorrow."
"You have homework. A lot of, lot of homework."

And there they go again. Honestly my eyes. My ears.