General Location: Musutafu, Japan
Date: 4/30/2167
Specific Location: Midoriya HouseholdDuring the time of the U.A. Sports Festival, a mother was recording the whole thing, (In HD, mind you) as a new match began.
"Get ready every one! The next match is commencing!!!" A man with yellow Cockatiel-esque hair shouted, as the stadium erupted into many cheers
"First off, from the hero course, we have the electrifying, the shocking, Denki Kaminari!!!"
The stage erupted on cheers once again, as a smirking Kaminari walked into the ring
"And now, we have the stylish, the unbreakable, the Diamond Student of the Support Course, Izuku "Jojo" Higashikata!!!"
The stadium erupted into cheers, though noticably quieter, as a boy with a green pompadour, machinery scattered all over his body, and bright blue goggles covering his eyes
"I'm not as smart as that support course dude, but I think I found what makes him tick."
Midnight announced in the microphone for the match to start, and as it did, before Izuku could do anything, suddenly Denki blurted out four words
"Your hair sucks man!"
Back at the Midoriya Household...
"Your hair sucks man!"
As those words were said, Inko flinched, and was put into a worry
Back at the Sports Festival...
Bakugo stifled a laugh
'Dunce face is so dead...'
"I mean, seriously!? That hairstyle is from what, centuries ago? Your hair looks like a sirloin steak! You're in desperate need for a haircu-"
"What the hell did you say..."
"ABOUT MY HAIR!?
(Play this)
(0:00 - 0:13) Izuku started to emit a bright purple aura (0:14 - 0:28) Izuku walked towards Kaminari and said:
"I'll make you eat those words!!!"
A figure suddenly appeared on front of Izuku
"CRAZY DIAMOND!!!"(0:29 - 1:29) The figure dubbed "Crazy Diamond" punched Kaminari in the face as it yelled:
"DORA!!!"
Crazy Diamond continuously barraged Kaminari with punches, not stopping for a break.
"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!"
Because of the microphones around the stadium, everyone could hear the gruesome sound of bones cracking, and almost everyone was shocked at such a gruesome sight, including the heroes
(Sorry for the Denki fans btw)
"DORA!!!"
As Crazy Diamond delivered he fonal blow, an unconscious and bloodied Kaminari fell to the ground
"U-Uh..."
Midnight was too shocked to announce the winner, so Izuku just walked away, passing by Kaminari. Finally, Midnight snapped out of her shock and yelled out:
"Someone get him to Recovery Girl!"
Paramedics rushed to the scene, and went to pick up Kaminari's injured body
"M-Midnight... The boy he isn't..."
Once Midnight heard those words, she immediately feared the worst
"N-No..."
Midnight ran over to the paramedics
"I-it can't be!"
But when Midnight arrived, what she saw was nothing that she expected
"The boy he's..."
"...He's uninjured!!!"
Midnight was shocked when she heard those words. It was true! He's alive, and uninjured!
"B-but how?"
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."Did you really have to go that far?"
"Yup. You know the rules."
Izuku was walking with a friend, who was pretty calm about all this
"Yeah yeah yeah..."
"Nobody insults the pompadour and gets away with it." They both said at the same time
"Also, I thought you were gonna forget that match?"
"I was, but then he insulted my hair. And we all know how that went."
"Yep. Anyways, I'm gonna get ready for... Uhmm... What's his face... The uptight engine guy..."
"You mean Iida? Yeah, he's pretty uptight, he really needs to cool it. Maybe getting laid would help."
"Woah."
"Calm down, it was a joke. Besides, there's still one thing that's weirder that me joking about that."
"What?"
"You calling your inventions "Babies" like, what?"
"Oh c'mon! It's not that bad!"
"It's literally the whole reason I came up with that "getting laid" joke."
"Can we stop talking about getting laid?"
"You just made it sound like you had plans for it or something."
"Stop it."
"Hah, nope."
"Whatever, I'm going to gear up."
"Good luck!"
"Thanks!"
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