moloch was thinking about going to pyongyang to go on a "visit" (spoiler alert: Pages which are not extremely scary that you try to think to nuke North Korea and force the guards to execute Kim Jong Un and Pyongyang gets abandoned)
moloch: hmmm, i wonder how can i get to pyongyang... wait i know, i will take a train from the capital of china (idk how to pronounce and spell lol) all the way to the border.
moloch then goes on a train to pyongyang and then all of his stuff are checked by north korean soldiers
soldier: you will not be punished because everything you own is legal in pyongyang
moloch: ok
then moloch arrives at kim-il sung square, it is very empty because it is isolated, but moloch likes pyongyang. moloch decides to go to ryongsong residence to try and ally with kim jong-un
moloch then knocks on the door, kim then opens the door
kim jong-un: may i help you, fellow tourist?
moloch: can you reboot squirrel and hedgehog, finish the ryugyong hotel, make KCTV the best thing to exist, ally with every single country and do alot more good things to pyongyang?
kim jong-un: sure, to be honest. i nearly forgot about ryugyong hotel and squirrel and hedgehog really, time to finish them off.
moloch: yay
*kim finishes off ryugyong hotel, reboots squirrel and hedgehog, makes KCTV replace all channels, allies every single country and makes pyongyang good*
kim: all done
moloch: hurray
also moloch:
kim: your welcome
meanwhile in Korean Central Television, this thing broadcasts on loop until 31/12/2021:
kim: oh and also i shall grant your the rank of supreme leader of north korea so you can live a life of luxury
moloch: oh cool
meanwhile in the CCP
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
