Pasta was a well rounded High schooler, her charm gets all the condiments and sauces except for the very hot but stubborn Alfredo sauce. Her life was lacking her true spice until she met... the Alfredo to her pasta.
Alfredo was a very hot very good...
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Today is Alfredo's 1st anniversary he threw a really big mafia daddy boss party cuz he's rich like that 🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰💰💰💰🤑 and his wife spaghetti forced him to throw a big one because she's a basic hoe.
He invited everyone from school because he's a dilf and he's not like other sauces. Pasta was invited as well and thats when it all went down........
Pasta
Pasta was so exited for Alfredo's anniversary because she could wear the dress she always wanted to wear and she wouldn't wear her usual jeans hoodie and sneakers. She's not like other girls so she always wears baggy clothes because she's a insecure smol pasta that 4'11.
She ran to her room and picked out her dress She wore this:
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She wore her most expensive and cute outfit. She felt so confident and pretty she forgot her mom was waiting outside to take her to Alfredo's house. She quickly put on some makeup which was rare for her because she never wore makeup.
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She tried keeping it natural, because this was her first time wearing makeup. She was running so fast because she was so excited about going to his house she almost forgot her shoes, she screamed at her brother macoroni, " MACORONI GET YOUR SPOILED NO DAD NO DICK THATS WHY YO MOMMA DEAD FAT ASS DOWN HERE AND GET ME MY SHOES, IM SUCH A BAKA UWU SMOL BEAN THAT I CANT REACH THEM DONT U REMEMBER THAT IM 4'11 UGH EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE ANNOYS ME." *rolls eyes cutely*
Pastas brother came (that's what she said) down stairs and gave pasta her shoes
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"These shoes are fucking ugly pasta no one's gonna wanna tap that ass, built like a mf donkey looking ass."
Why is everyone in my family so rude ?! 🥲🥲
"WHATEVER MACORONI ATLEAST IM GOING TO A PARTY"
"PASTA GET YOUR ASS IN THE GODDAMN CAR BEFORE I RUN YOU OVER YOU WHORE DICK SUCKING ASS BITCH"
I ran to our car which is so old, we got it before I was born and before my dad "died", we don't know exactly what happened to him so we just think he's dead 😖👣
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I mean atleast we have a car🤷🏻♀️I should be grateful.
