I Walk up to the hot mama cuz goddamn her dress is so sexy. The things I wanna do with her 😩😩
I sit next to her looking hot as shit and introduce myself
"Hey Baby momma wussup u look sexy asf and I'm Alfredo and I'm a daddy dilf"
She looks up with those blue orbs and responds with
"Uhm 🥺 are u talking to me?!"
"Ofc mami ur so hot why wouldn't i wanna talk to you?"
She looks away and smirks
"Shouldn't you be with ur wife? She would be really sad your with another woman on your annisaussery"
"Baby girl I don't give a shit I hate that woman so much I'd rather marry you."
"Alfredo we can't be doing this, it's illegal I'm a pasta and ur a sauce! Ur too rich for me😞😞😕!!"
Spagetti Spots the two talking and runs up to them almost tripping because her heels were too big for her and her dress was too heavy
"BABY WHAT ARE U DOING TALKING TO THIS LOW LIFE!!! ITS OUR 1st ANNISAUSERY AND UR ALREADY CHEATING ON ME??"
Alfredo stands up and mutters a few curse words
" baby listen I was just asking her for the homework answers, the science homework was really hard and we have a test tmr and she looks like a nerd so I asked her, I promise it wasn't anything like that "
"Whatever cmon we have to go to the stage"
She grabs his arm and drags him to the stage, leaving pasta all alone once again
Pasta becomes really sad because she could have had her moment with Alfredo, the most popular boy in school and the hottest.
She gets up to go get food but trips over the microphones wire
She end up on the floor, her unicorn tie dye underwear exposed to the whole school, making everyone laugh at her
Alfredo laughs at her too, making pasta start crying and run home
" today was supposed to be my day! My first party and my outfit was better than the stupid brides! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!😖😖😖😖"
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The Alfredo to her Pasta
RomancePasta was a well rounded High schooler, her charm gets all the condiments and sauces except for the very hot but stubborn Alfredo sauce. Her life was lacking her true spice until she met... the Alfredo to her pasta. Alfredo was a very hot very good...
