Pasta was a well rounded High schooler, her charm gets all the condiments and sauces except for the very hot but stubborn Alfredo sauce. Her life was lacking her true spice until she met... the Alfredo to her pasta.
Alfredo was a very hot very good...
My fucking Annisaucery I don't even love this fucking woman, I was just forced to so our mafias could be joined and we could be more powerful.
I wasted this year on useless shit, such as the goddamn food mafia. I mean don't get me wrong I love killing people and Being powerful but this shit tires me so much. And all the whores who just want to be with you so they could have some power and dick.
I need to get ready for this shit, I'm gonna wear a suit because I have to be "formal and shit" I walk into my closet and get my suit out
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I wear this black suit with a watch and some rings, my whole outfit is black because I'm an emo boi 🖤🥀🔫
I walk down to our ballroom and see my sorry excuse of a wife in a fucking ugly dress., she really thought she ate 😖👨
The dress shes wearing is a hideous shade of pink, brb I'm gonna bleach my eyes
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She has her hair in a high ponytail, Jojo siwa lookin ass.
I walk up to her and compliment her
" you look like a Barbie doll gone wrong" I'm so nice!😘😘
"YOUR SO MEAN BABE 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😢🥺🥺😭😤🥺😢🥺😭"
" don't call me babe you whore"
"B-B-BUT TODAYS OUR ANNISAUCERY AND IM YOUR WIFE😔😔"
" I don't give a shit" #baddiecomebacks101
You know what this bitch does next, she starts crying and singing fight song. Isn't she like 16 🤨 why tf is she crying.
I leave her there and go welcome the guests and do mafia shit
While Im heading to my parents table I see the most the curling finger licking woman, she's so beautiful she has on this sexy galaxy dress and her makeup matches perfectly with it, god she's beautiful.
