The scribe went down on Philip's command.
"You called, sire?"
"Yes, write a letter for the king." as Philip says this, he walked towards the woods to urinate.
"Sire, what will I say!?"
"SAY WE FOUND LAAah--"
"SIRE!?"
"LAND! SAY WE FOUND LAND!"
As the prince has started to pee, the scribe yelled again "WHAT DO WE CALL THE LAND, SIR!?"
Philip was having trouble pulling out his penis, but he still managed to answer the scribe.
"IT'S MINE! MY--" the prince stopped as a snake bit his penis!
"MY PENIS!!!" Yelled the prince!
The sailors rushed to the prince, while the sailor was busy sending the messenger bird to the palace.
"The snake missed--luckily" says the prince "...the fangs missed my penis."
The prince laughed and the sailors laughed. They went on to build on search the land for what it's worth.
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
The Philippine Secret
RomanceEvery country has a past they don't want to tell. But nothing is as embarrassing as the secret of the Philippines.
