On a fine Sunday morning, the King received a letter.
It was from the prince, the letter the scribe had sent!
It was entitled "The Land We Found"
The king didn't read the letter, for he wanted to read it along with his people, the good news! So proud of his son, the king was full of joy.
The people gather inside the castle walls, the king read:
"The Land We Found.
27 days we have sailed the vast [pacific] seas. Prince Philip has found land, a fruitful land. And he has named it his. He has named it "Philip's Penis".
The crowd laughed and cheered! The king did not mind this, and officially named the country Philip found.
"Philip's Penis"
End.
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
The Philippine Secret
RomanceEvery country has a past they don't want to tell. But nothing is as embarrassing as the secret of the Philippines.