Bold, Italics and an author

2. The Start of the Story... (Hopefully!)

Once upon a time, there was

A icle girl called Cutsie-Pie.

And she had a pet UNICCCCOOORRRRRRNNNNNN! YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! UNICORNS RULE!

Thats the most I've heared you say at one time, Italics.

Who are you?

Bold, Italics, this is Reader.

Hello Reader.

What kind of name is reader?

Bold, get out of my story. Let me continue without Cutsie-Pie and her unicorn henchman/henchwoman. 

I liked the unicorn thing.

Okay, we'll keep the unicorn. 

YYAYAYAYAYAYYYAAAAAAYYAYYYY!!!!!!

So, once upon a time, there was a unicorn called...

Skittle unicorn! (reference to 'the day I died')

No. I'm pretty sure that's copy-righted.

How about Rainbow-Slayer.

Bold, I told you to leave!

I'm staying.

Yeah, let bold stay. It's funny, watching you fight. Rainbow-Slayer does have a certain ring to it.

That's scary. Rainbow-Slayer. Doesn't that mean 'killer of rainbows'? Poor rainbows. SAVE THE RAINBOWS. They are an endangered species, like Sequin-Birds and Sparkle-Butterflies. Save them all! I had a friend who was a Sparkle-Butterfly. She was killed. Sad face. Don't make it Rainbow-Slayer. 

Fine. I admit, Rainbow-Slayer is a good name. Bold can stay because it is a 3 against 1 vote about Rainbow-Slayer. Now let me write!!!

Fine.

Okay, write away.

Humph. I don't like Rainbow-Slayer but okay, I go now.

-~*~-

Once upon a time, there was a unicorn called Rainbow-Slayer. He went round protecting the citizens of Cloudsville, a humble, majestic, fabulous city in the sky. The only threat that Rainbow-Slayer had to face were the numerous rainbows that terrorised the population, slashing at all. Yet Rainbow-Slayer was the only one who could destroy the city, or the rainbows, and therefore was called Rainbow-Slayer after his occupation.

-~*~-

Guys, I need help. Writer's block. 

*Silence*

Guys.

Where are you?

GUYS. BOLD, ITALICS, READER!

Well, I did tell you to go away... and you did what I said! Result! Peace at last...