Bold, Italics and an author

5. Sorry

I am genuinely (Alexandra do you get my joke) sorry about that last chapter.

Who is Alexandra and what's she doing in my story?

It's not your story, Bold.

Thank you reader. Alexandra is irrelevant from this point onwards (sorry Ally). Just to say sorry for my last chapter. It was 1am Lucy speaking.

I don't care just get on with the story.

Oh, I have written a ton of chapters. I just haven't posted it.

LIE!

*everyone looks at italics*

Umm... I mean, I looked at you stories and umm... You haven't been writing this for a while. You abandoned me.

Aww... Write more author!

Okay... Bye!