Male idols x Lisa || cheesy lines, funny lines

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*These lines are not mine. I just have edited some of them. *
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Lisa & Taehyung

Lisa: Tae, are you a Kdrama?

Tae: Why?

Lisa: Because I am addicted to you.

Tae blushes : oh my God Lisa you are so roma-

Lisa fishes out phone and calls jisoo.

Lisa: Dare is completed babe.

Tae: .......Bitc-
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Mingyu sees a Liskook edit and gets jealous.

Mingyu: Lisa, I want the world to know that you are mine.

Lisa whispers in his ear : I am yours.

Mingyu : why did you whisper that in my ear?

Lisa : Because you are my whole world.
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Lisa comes out of the room.

Chae : Is that hickey!?

Lisa panics and says : No it's just a mosquito bite.

Chae gives her a look that says 'Really'

After 5 minutes Jungkook comes out of the room.

JK : Hey Rose!

Chae : Oh Hi mosquito!

JK : Mosquito?
Then she points at Lisa and he realizes.

JK : Yes I am the almighty mosquito! You have any problem!? * he says while doing mosquito dance*

Chae burst into laughter. And Lisa just facepalms herself thinking How did she fell in love with this weirdo.
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Lisa and jimin at a fan sign meet.

Fanboy gives Lisa a cartier ring.

Jimin stares at him and smiles thinking his gf will not take it.

Lisa takes the gift happily even tells the fanboy to exchange the ring with her.

Jimin stares at her in disbelief.

Fanboy moves forward quickly because of the dangerous aura.

Lisa still stares at him and waves at him.

Jimin : That's enough he is gone now!

Lisa eyes him seductively and winks at him.

The Fanboy drools at her. He then looks beside her.

Only to see Jimin giving him death glare while saying : You, Find me after this event.
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Jin : wanna date?

Lisa : Yes!

Lisa then just stares off at place deep in thoughts. Jin raises an eyebrow.

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