Me: alright Penny, I brought you to this secret location to ask you a question that was sent by XFanOfRandomnessX.
Are you dating someone?
Penny: no not yet, but I've always been so fascinated by Red. I wish I could ask him out, but I'm just a tram and he's a rescue hero. He's something and I'm nothing.
Me: Penny, don't you EVER say you're nothing. You may not notice it yet, but you're amazing.
Penny: thanks, but do you think he'll ever notice me?
Me: only time will tell, Penny, only time will tell.
2 hours later
Me: ok Red, are you currently dating anyone?
Red: sadly no. I've never been able to talk to girls.
Me: really? I thought you'd be a pro.
Red: please don't tell anyone.
Me: I won't tell a soul.
After Red leaves
Me: ok, don't forget to comment questions and dares. Peace out.
