Who Ever Thought He Could Love? (A death the kid fanfic)

"What's That Sound...?"

"Ok Patty, it's your turn to roll the dice," Liz stated, turning to face her younger sister and finish their seemingly endless board game.

"Ok Sis!" Patty answered, taking both of the dice from Liz's open hands. Suddenly, both girls heard a series of pounding and a strange noise that sounded like a strangled... Lama? coming from the sisters' room. They got up and rushed over to the source of the sound. Death the Kid, their meister, was sitting on his floor in a small puddle of clear liquid, with his head squished between his legs.

"Did you pee your pants kid!" Patty giggled through Kid's misery.

"No, these are tears of my shame!" Kid sobbed. "I'm such a failure, I don't deserve to be alive!"

"What is it this time, Kid," Liz said as sweetly as she could, but still sounded a bit annoyed that he had interrupted her and Patty's board game.

"I FORGOT TO FOLD THE TOILET PAPER INTO LITTLE SQUARES!" He screamed, crying more tears as he did so.

Liz ran over to Kid and started to carefully pet and pat him on the back. "It's ok, we all make mistakes sometimes." She turned to Patty who was dancing around the room cheerfully. "Right, Patty, we all make mistakes."

"Yep," she replied, still dancing.

"Maybe we can do some shopping to get your mind of of this," Liz said, turning her attention back to Kid, who looked up from the ground with a happy pleased expression on his face. "I knew you would come around," Liz said. And then out of the blue, he punched her.

"Ow!" She said, "What was that for!"

"You know how I feel about public shopping areas!" Kid exclaimed. "Besides, the only reason I got over my mistake was because I just remembered I did fold the toilet paper into perfect symmetrical little-"

"Well, I'll get you that ice cream you like," Liz suggested eagerly. Kid took a moment to think about it and finally agreed.

"Alright, fine. Only this once."

Patty cheered and grabbed his hand to pull him out the door, not even having a clue where Liz was planning on taking them.