I woke up at 11 this time, new record for me. I walk out of my room and notice happy birthday balloons all over the place, who's birthday is it? Oh yeah it's Lisa's birthday. She's one of the youngest I think, all I know is she's turning 21 so we are probably going out parting tonight. I wonder what stupid shit we are gonna do today, grandma is frantically decorating "GET YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT ASSES UP AND HELP GET READY" she yells through the house, surprisingly ace was the first one up. I have never seen them up
Before 1 pm, new record for them.
Everyone is up putting up streamers and blowing up balloons knowing Lisa really hates party's but this family is extra so to bad.
I try not to notice Dolan staring at me from the corner of the living room. Grandma grabs my attention by throwing a remote right at me, only way she really can get my attention I'm the tallest one here. Lane is the tallest girl and Lisa is the shortest. I gotta deal with everyone's bullshit today, im probably gonna prank someone today. I put soap on every door knob in this house, probably gonna have to clean it but worth it you know.
"Gotta head to work, my boss is almo- what the fuck is on the door knob? Why is it slimy" grandma says as she tries to leave
I run out of the living room before she gets the chance to throw something
Ight bet
Grandma: wipe off all doorknobs before you touch them, someone *cough* gnat *cough* put something on them
Ace: oh Jesus Christ, again?
Lane: not surprising, Lisa when are you coming?
Lisa: in an hour
I gotta find something to do for a whole hour? Ugh this sucks
"Ace wanna come to Walmart with me and ride around in the little scooters?" I say grabbing my keys
"Hell yeah, let's go"
We arrive at Walmart and run into the Rat that took money from us
" wanna fuck with her?" Ace asks
"Of course "
*1 hour later*
"That shit did not go as planned" I say while jumping into the car
This little bitch ass little demon dog thing chased us all the way to the car when we went after the rat that stole
Our money
"It kinda looks like Dolan as a baby" ace says while jumping into the back seat
I haul ass back to the house and there is grandma dumping dolans milk out off the patio. I don't think she realizes that lane is under the patio
"Not gonna even question it" I say while running inside
I heard grandma yell "good, better that way." From outside
Finally Lisa gets here, she definitely didn't wanna deal with our shit, she just left without saying anything
Turns out it wasn't her birthday and we were looking on the wrong month
"Y'all literally make me want to cry in a corner" grandma says as she shakes her head
"Don't you do that anyway?" She didn't appreciate my joke. I lose bed privileges for the night i guess
"Ughhh" ace walked in the kitchen
"What's wrong with you?" I ask while playing with Legos
"Can I please borrow 50 bucks?"
"For what?"
"I need to go on a hot topic spree"
"You literally do this every week"
"I have an addiction leave me the fuck alone"
I give them the cash because otherwise they are gonna blare everywhere I go at full volume to be petty.
"Guess whattttt" I say while coming in with a giant over coat
"Not this again, if there is an animal in that coat we will have problems" grandma says
"Nope I got breast implants"
"How did you make this 10 x worse?"
My new boobs are great, they are just jealous. I got a 32 D, not to big but not to little. They look so pretty, I need to name them.
I put a piece of paper on the fridge for boob name ideas so the house can help me pick out, I'll go look at it tomorrow morning.
