Pretty Polly

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Polly has a number of deeply held beliefs:
    Daylight savings time is a conspiracy
        against poor people.
    All the problems with George W. Bush
        can be explained
        by a botched circumcision.
Polly is not unpleasant, but she can be strident.
She wears colorful beads.
She prefers the company of birds.
Dozens of cages contain hundreds of bright, busy budgies.
Some of them will perch on her finger, singing.
    Some will never accept her.
    “It’s a survival instinct,” she says.
The house reeks of budgie poop.
Other than avians, Polly lives alone.


Polly bought a computer.
A fancy surge protector flashes a red light
indicating a broken ground.
    It’s a three-prong outlet,
    but when I open it,
    there’s no ground wire.
I explain to Polly that somebody replaced
the original two-prong outlet with a three-prong,
though they never added an actual ground wire.
    “You mean, they made it look like
        a grounded outlet even though
        they knew it wasn’t?”
    “Exactly.”
    Polly frowns. “Now that is an evil act.”
She’s right. Sort of.
It’s petty evil.
On Polly’s terms, there’s evil everywhere, constant menace.
Polly is ever on guard.
You get the sense that she’ll never be your friend.
Or anybody’s friend.
Some birds will never perch on fingers.

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