The Speculation of Ladders

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New clients.
Comfy old ranch house.
Elderly couple wants a platform built
in the garage, above the Lexus
to store suitcases, Christmas kitsch.


To look around, I climb a ladder.
The old woman in flour-dusted apron
over calico dress says to her husband,
    “Eugene, you’d better move the cat dish
    from under the ladder. We wouldn’t want the man
    to fall on it and hurt himself.”
Not budging, in no hurry,
white-haired Eugene stares
first at the loft area, then
slowly lowers his eyes
to the floor.
    “If he falls,” the old man says,
    “he’ll hit the beam up there and break his neck.
    Then he’ll hit the water heater and the washing machine.
    He’ll be dead long before he reaches the cat dish.”
“Oh,” his wife says. “All right then.”


The cat dish remains,
    unmoved,
    under the ladder.

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