I'm a virgin type of person// l.s

Chapter 1

Ltomlinson: hey you came up on my recommendation list, oh god that sounds so dodgy!
Styles1994: yeah, same actually how odd. Ha don't worry about it, as long as your not a 60 year old man!
Ltomlinson : sorry if I come off a creep I'm really not! What if I'm 59 years old ;)
Styles1994 : it's alright, I'm not a creep too! I'm actually kind of nervous. You better not be :D
LTomlinson : is this you first time doing this..? No don't worry I'm only 23 ;)
Styles1994 : you mean online dating? Yeh it is. I guess you could say I am a online dating virgin :)
LTomlinson : you seem like the kinda guy who does really lame ass jokes, am I right?
Styles1994 : are you teasing me Mr LTomlinson?
Ltomlinson : i happen to like boys who try a knock a joke here and there ;)
Styles1994 : a minute ago you was teasing me now your flirting with me , your giving me whiplash Mr (I assume) Tomlinson !
LTomlinson : you assume correctly styles, call me Louis :)
Styles1994 : the mystery guy finally has a name... Louis... I like it ;)
Styles1994 : my name is Harry.
LTomlinson : what a lovely name... Harold
LTomlinson: I like it, just like your profile picture
LTomlinson: ;)
Styles1994: that profile picture is of me... I don't get it?
Styles1994: ohhh I get it now... You smooth bastard :D
Styles1994: ... And it's Harry NOT Harold.
Styles1994: Louis are you there, hello?
LTomlinson: I've got to go now Harold but here's my number: 07700-900955, text me ;)
- Ltomlinson has ended the chat -

"He seems nice" Niall said as he sat down diving into the freshly open pack of Doritos.

I finally did it, I joined an online dating website. I do feel a bit awkward as Niall told me old men may add me and trick my into thinking they were my age. I love Niall to bits, but I am 21 years old, legal to drink,smoke,have sex and even play the lottery! I think I know the risks. At the minute my status stands as a single 21 year old virgin drinker, Virgin smoker and just an all rounder Virgin, if I'm quite honest, I haven't even kissed anyone. That's my embarrassing secret no one knows except me. Not even Niall or Liam. They only think I'm a virgin at most things but have actually think I've had my lips touched by someone else's lips. But sadly that's not my case.

I thought I would've popped my cherry during college... But I couldn't quite man up and you know find a man... A gay man. I'm not desperate but i feel so left out when Niall and Liam talk about some girl or boy ( as Niall is bisexual ) they've fucked at some random night club.

Sometimes I cry myself asleep, I know very masculine of me, because I've never you know felt that spark everyone says they've had when they touch some one. But I'm just too scared to even talk to a girl, and I'm not even attracted to them let alone a guy! I blame the way I process things. There's too many things I need to prepare myself before kissing some one. What if my breath smells? What if my hair is really bad that day? What if they don't like me and are just kissing me too make there ex jealous? What if a comet kills us all and I'm here kissing some one when I could be spending my last moments with my friends? I know the last situation is a little far fetched but these things could happen even if the probability is 1 in 1 billion.

You see I'm the type of person who needs to have everything planned to the last minute. I'm also quite clingy I don't want to be dumped because they've finally realised that there still madly in love with there ex or there trying to make there ex jealous. But I mean look at me no one would choose me to make there ex jealous by using me! I guess bad looks does pay off to some extent.

"Harry.. Are you day dreaming again?" Niall said in a teasing tone.

"N-no" and yes I always stutter. No I don't have that serious problem were I stutter all the time , but I stutter when I don't know what to say, which is ... most the time.

"Louis is perfect. I want @Ltomlinson too have my babies. Ugh harder Louis... HARD-"

" STOP Niall! Anyway I wasn't thinking about Louis.. Lewis.. I don't even know how to pronounce his name for crying out loud" I cringe as Niall makes weird sex sounds that make my cheeks turn bright red.

Does sex really sound like that? Why would you want them to go harder? What if they break your bum bone?

" well why don't you text him and find out?" Niall says smirking at how uncomfortable he's made me felt.

I grab my phone with my sweaty hands and create a new contact: Louis Tomlinson ( the online guy). What should I say? What if he really is a creep like Niall warned me about? Should I wait for him to text me first? Wait he doesn't even have my number. Dumb Harry , your so stupid.

" give it 'ere " Niall whines and snatches my phone from my grasp.

Hey it's Harry the online dating Virgin who you gave your number to :) x

"You gave him kisses! Niall he's going to think I'm some horny creep your such a ... bum hole."

" kisses doesn't mean your getting married Harry! And I believe the word your thinking of is outrageously handsome. But some men do comment on my bum, thank you for picking that up" he winks knowing I hate talking about anything sexual.

"Niall!" I screeched while storming upstairs in my room where I can calm down and think about a place where I wasn't a 21 year old I-haven't-kissed-anyone-in-my-life type of person.

Want to know when the next update is? 27 March 2015