RANDOMNESS

Long ago in a faraway land where cats growled menacingly and wolfs calmly purred, there lived a flying zebra who spoke Japanese.

The zebra with amazing flying abilities had red stripes and seventeen legs. His name was Grape. He had a brother who was a rainbow chimpanzee named Fred who could sing in Chinese.

Grape and Fred were walking down the street singing Elmo's World. Fred pointed at a shiny gold car, "Yo Grape look at that! Do you know what that is?!", he exclaimed loudly.

Grape gasped."YA THATS THE FAMOUS CAR FROM THE WORLDS MUSUEM OF NATURAL HISTORY,". "Do you know what this means?!", Fred exclaimed. "JOY RIDE!" they both shouted simultaneously.

They hoped in with Fred in the driver's seat and sped off into the wilderness loudly singing, "THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN'!"

Pretty soon Fred saw Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. Fred was high lactose intolerant meaning he can't eat dairy. He angerly Floored down on the gas pedal and heard a thump. Looks like Easter would be canceled this year.

After a couple hours they both got hungry so went to the drive through. "Hello, may I take your order?" The speaker asked. Fred pondered and then ordered, "Yea, hello I would like a number 3, with no cheese, no tomato, and no lettuce. The speaker spoke through the intercom to the cooks. "Yea, hello, I got a complicated order, number 3, no cheese-"WAIT" Fred burst out, "SHUT UP IM MAKING THE ORDER!" The lady shouted. "With no cheese, no tomato, and no lettuce"she finished. "I changed my mind about the lettuce".Fred stated. Grape snickered and began to sing "Cry me a river cry me a river!"

Fred pouted at the lettuce and through the sandwich at the cashier and sped away unhappily. On the way the saw a homeless Justin Beiber on the sidewalk and took care of him with a SPLAT.

Fred and Grape drove off of a cliff singing, "IM ON THE EDGE OF GLORY," the car hit a mine at the bottom and the world burst with a loud explosion causing the continental drift. Now the world is the boring thing it is today.

THE END