Ear Wax... :/

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*Dally approach and grin* I got cake and beer fo us toe share bb boi

:0 *he smile* :) yo iz so kind... butt yo wanna no a secret? *smirk* I think yo ear wax taste better than beer AND cake *bite ear off*

*Dally smirk and make pufferman noise* I love ASMR ear eating. I'm so glad you did this, Just for me *grin and chuckle*

*spit ear out and put in secret box* hehE, I wall save this fo later... they taste better after a few years :) *look at Dally* Hmm, poopoo *chuckles and punches Dally in face* yo smell like the best kind of stinky poopoo ;)

*gasp* you save stuff for later too?! I think we are simply meant to be *smirk and smile. Scoot closer and sniff* No...you smell like the best kind of stinky poopoo. You is my stinky poopoo *bite lip*

*he blush... toe munch!* yo really mean it? *giggle shyly* I wrote yo a song... want toe hear? *sing anyways* and sit toegether, now and forever... no I think not... it's never to become... for I ate yo.... pooopooooooooooooo :) *smiles and kiss cheek* did yo like it?

*he blush at crunch...toe munch!* that was so heart touching...I'm cri now- *wipe tear and smile* yo is my bb boi and you is so talented and I missed you and I love you...HUAHHHH *kiss and smile*

*kiss back and poop in pant* :0 *gasp and blush embarrassed* Da-dally! Wot doe I doe?! I poop in pant! Help!

:0 *smile* do no worry my prince, I wale eat yo poopoo...jUsT fO yOu *giggle giggle fart fart. Smile and eat poopoo. Grab his hand and run off together with grin and smile* we shall run away together. Cuz baby, you're my baby *smirk and kiss cheek and run away with Two*

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 19, 2021 ⏰

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