Captain Man x Reader | Henry Danger Reader Insert: SEASON 2

Episode 12: Text, Lies & Video

~Junk-N-Stuff~

Some people buy some seriously weird stuff. Take the lady in Junk-N-Stuff right now, she was buying some head. Not an actual head, a wax one, sculpted from a guy who looked strangely familiar.

"Okay, we hope your daughter enjoys that head." Henry smiled politely at the woman as she left the store. It was an odd purchase, but hey, she'd paid the full asking price, so everyone was happy.

"Oh, she is gonna love this." The woman told the boy as (y/n) and Charlotte cleaned up the cash register's counter

"And hey, if you get any more boys' heads in, please let me know." She smiled, freaking the employees out but they kept their discomfort hidden by nodding and smiling.

"You think I'm weird, don't you?" The woman said to them worried when she recognised their fake smiles.

"Yeah, we do." (y/n) deadpanned, looking up from the counter for a minute before walking out.

"Okay, and we are...closed!" Henry announced after showing the woman out and flipping the sign. God, it had been a long day and they were all just ready to wind down.

"Woo-hoo!" Charlotte cheered with the young woman next to her as Henry took out his gumball tube. Ugh, not this again. He had been begging Charlotte to take a video of him transforming into Kid Danger so he could see how it looked, but Charlotte, like (y/n), thought it was a dumb idea.

"Okay, are we ready to shoot the video?" He asked them, making their smiles drop.

"No, we're ready to shoot nothing." (y/n) told him, being firmly against the idea of keeping a video of Henry revealing his identity. If it got out, that would spell the end of Henry being Ray's sidekick.

"Oh, come on, just do it," Henry begged them, desperate to see if he looked cool or not. One little video wouldn't hurt anyone.

"Hey, look what I found." (y/n) fake gasped when she spotted the perfect prop under the counter.

"What?" Henry asked curiously and the two girls lifted an ornamental N and O, that spelt "NO". They thought it was funny, but Henry wasn't so amused. He had another strategy on his mind.

"Okay, what if Ray says it's okay?" The boy prompted, causing the girls to scoff. If (y/n) said no to something, Ray often did too since he was a big softie for her.

"Oh, you think Ray's gonna say it's okay? If (y/n) says no, then he will too." Charlotte pointed out, but Henry wanted to ask anyway. If you don't ask, you don't get.

"Well, let's go ask him." The young woman and Henry said at the same time, thinking along the same lines. Ray was the boss, so he should get the last say.

"Jinx! You owe me a coconut!" They pointed at each other, giggling slightly at their silliness. Charlotte began to argue with Henry about how stupid he was being, which then made Henry argue back about how right he was and it snowballed from there.

"You know I'm right!" Henry yelled as (y/n) stood in the middle of them in the elevator, feeling pretty irritated at how they were screaming in her ears.

"Okay! Calm, everyone, calm! Just calm!" She screamed, stopping the kids from shouting, well, stopping them arguing. A trip in the elevator made them all yell in terror.

~In the Man Cave~

Ray looked at the elevator in confusion as three frightened and noisy voices came down the shaft and crashed in his hideout. And the peace was ruined.

Henry, Charlotte and (y/n) stumbled out from one, big heap, but the teens had resumed their argument whilst their older friend groaned.

"I think I bruised my elbow." She whined but perked up quickly when the purple blemish healed over sharpish. She still wasn't used to having a superpower, but she wasn't complaining. Seeing it in action made her smile every time.