world of teyvat

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"ÆæÆÆÆæ111!!1!1!1!" screams pablo, his juicy ass hitting the floor.

"ayo dis shit ain't paper," he realises. "its grass bro"

getting up, he sees a building. the sign says angel's share. pablo decides to walk into the strange place.

as soon as he enters, the first thing he sees are these two motherfuckers who looking drunk outta their mcfuckin minds.

one was ugly and blue-haired ( im sorry  kaeya lovers ) and the other was green haired and looked slightly more tolerable ( gotta stan my boi venti ).

his glassy emerald orbs ( /j I swear ) behold upon a smexy tall dude. he had sexy red hair and eyes, and he had man tits.

"ayo🥵," says pablo.
"um hi ig ://." the man replies.

:pablo starts singing mr saxobeat:

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if you actually read all of this, first of all, wow.

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