Good Warner Hunter

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The warners gather around Wakko's hat filled with little pieces of paper "So it's agreed! In todays episode of Animaniacs the warners with torment a..." Yakko rubs his hands together with an excited smile before digging his hand around in the hat, pulling out a piece of paper reading it

"Narcoleptic."

Dot pulls out a paper "Dairy cow who also.."

Wakko pulls a paper out with his tongue "A Vampire?"

LuLu pulls out a paper holding it above her head as Yakko takes and reads it for her "With butt zits."

The younger siblings groan bored and defeated they couldn't find anyone to torment and annoy, Yakko tries to look on the bright side "Hey this is." He looks at his sibs and sighs with them "Who am I kidding? Face it guys we're out of ideas."

"It does feel like we've been doing a lot lifting in this reboot." Dot puts a hand on her chin thinking, LuLu nods her head agreeing with her sister.

"Yeah. Didn't this show use to have a lot more characters?" Wakko asked, the Warners look over the ledge of the studios quiet and empty as a tumble weed flies pass.

"Bye Bye." LuLu waves at the empty area looking at Yakko.

Yakko scratches his head baffled "Yeah they did all go bye bye. Whatever happened to Rita and Runt? Minerva Mink? The Hip Hippos? Steven Seagull? Chicken Boo? Buttons? Walter Wolf-"

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Somewhere at a fancy big gated mansion a man in a safari outfit sits in his big chair laughing to himself with an evil smile "The god pigeons, Stinkbomb. D. Basset, and Beanie the brain dead bison." As he cackles still at the fireplace "Just four cartoons remain, my Animaniacs collection will be complete!" Looking at four picture frames before laughing like a mad man.

A fly buzzes by his head, he swiftly takes out of a knife throwing making the knife hit the fly and the poster of the warners.

"Good Night Everybody."

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A tour guide drives in front of the water tower "And if you look to your left you'll see the sound stage where they filmed Batman!" The group of tourists awed in amazement

"Vs Superman!"

The people groan and cringed at the thought of the awful movie, a woman with a baby looks around suspiciously as the van starts to move, she climbs out landing on her face and dunking behind a wall she unzips her head revealing it to be the hunter, he unzips the baby revealing it to his shot gun.

He sniffs the air and looks at the tower chuckling to himself "Baloney, They're close."

"Come on Yakko picks one! Lulus getting cranky!" Dot cringes jabbing a thumb toward her baby sister as she continuously smashes a teddy bear over and over with a mallet frowning.

Yakko digs though Wakko's hat desperately "How about a narcissistic...  game hunter..."

Wakko looks in a daze bored until he looks down and spots the hunter tip toeing towards the water tower

"With unusually small feet!"

Wakko sees the hunter indeed has small feet "Well that's convenient!" He puts his hat back on as the warners look down at their victim. they jumped off the deck to the floor following him.

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