The 4th Warner

Warners Unbound

In Ancient Greece a large temple had four statues of the Warner siblings in their honor

Suddenly a man in a hooded cloak creeps up towards Yakko's statue, he looks around to make sure no ones looking before pulling out a spray can to paint graffiti

But a struck of lightning stops him before he could

He's continuously electrified from above in the sky, Yakko continuously snaps his fingers making a lighting bolt appear as he throws it down below

Yakko winces in pain shaking his hand "All this smiting is giving me carpal tunnel."

"Who knew Greek gods could get repetitive stress injuries." Dot holds her head in pain.

"Owie!" LuLu puts her sore hand in her mouth sucking on it to stop the throbbing

"We should see a doctor." Wakko groans

"We can't." Yakko gets his siblings attention with a phone to his ear "Hippocras on vacation."

Dot then gets an idea "Vacation?! That's a great idea!" She jumps in her oldest brothers arms

LuLu takes her hand out of her mouth clapping her hands with a giggle agreeing with idea

All the Warner siblings cheer in excitement that they're gonna be able to take a break from their job

A golden escalator slides down to earth as the Warner sibs enjoy the ride, they finally make it to a little mini isolated island. They land onto the sand as Dot is reading a pamphlet.

"Here takes these salvaged Minoan temple doors." Dot hands Yakko a heavy door making the oldest Warner have trouble carrying it "And face them west so they catch the late light, and provide the perfect backdrop for hot stone massage station." Dot builds a little cabana, putting down a pile of rocks that light up

"I really don't go in chakra work but I know that's your thing Yakko, so I brought some resonating crystals." She grabs a giant load of jewels dumping them all over Yakko, he pops his head out spitting a few of them out of his mouth

"LuLu since you are far too young to swim in the ocean I made you this little mini ocean out of non toxic plastic with an additional of these plastic rings for your arms" Dot blows up an inflatable baby pool, filling it up with water. She grabs her little sister and puts her in the pool putting two orange floaties on her arms

"Wakko put this robe." Dot puts a robe and beach hat on him "And tantalize your taste buds with this Jojoba mocktail infused with spirulina." She hands him an open coconut with a straw in it

Wakko takes a few sips  "I don't know what you said but this taste like soap."

"I love it!"

The Warner's cheer that their finally starting their relaxing vacation

Or so they thought

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Out in the ocean water a large ship sails as a large muscular man stands looking at the sea around him

"Odysseus should we slow down it's getting a little scary." One of his crew members begged

"Nothing it too scary for the great Odysseus." He smugs confidently

"Hero."

"Legend."

"Powerfully hairy."

His crew chants for his bravery and manliness

"Goat me!" Odysseus orders, someone hands him a goat that he catches without even looking, he squeezes it spraying the milk in his mouth before crushing it flat on his head like a beer can and tossing it into the ocean