*Jay and Jake arguing*
Jake: DIDNT HAVE TO LET ME BUY MY PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM CLOTHES DID YOU THOUGH
Jake: Wasteman
Jake: *kisses teeth* Xbox kid
Jay: WTF U NEVER SAID YOU BOUGHT THEM YOU STUPID ASS LITTLE FISHING BOY
Jay: AND ITS NOT MY FAULT WETHERSPOONS OVERCHARGED ME
Jake: suck my balls, yes it is actually your fault
Jake: your own stupidity lead you to that conundrum
Jay: cuz im not some little playstation cuck who sits at home wanking off to tyler the creator and snorting sherbert like you
Jay: i used to but not anymore
Jake: i dont play playstation, the rest is true
A/N this has been taken straight, word for word from this halloween party group chat im in between two of my friends (both guys) and yes the argument started after one of them asked what people were going to be going as to the halloween party (their going as princess bubblegum and marceline) also if anyones wondering what im going as, its a bougie ghost in heels ofc
